| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #222 | Boris's ring | 8 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #521 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #285 | Jarlsberg's earring | 5 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #6 | chain-mail monokini | 410 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1045 | delicious salad | 14 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1036 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #231 | giant discarded bottlecap | 22 |
| #1006 | giant discarded plastic fork | 8 |
| #242 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 19 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1148 | jar of swamp gas | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #556 | lucky rabbit's foot | 12 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1444 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #456 | spooky stuffing | 12 |
| #701 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #718 | stringy sinew | 12 |
| #2399 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2242 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #2354 | stuffed astral badger | 21 |
| #2338 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2479 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #735 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 29 |
| #2269 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1979 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #666 | synthetic stuffing | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #17 | troutpiece | 25 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |