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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
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| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #760 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1685 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #69 | disturbing fanfic | 4,764 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #610 | iGoogly | 28 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #641 | killing feather | 54 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
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| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #61 | radio button candy | 17 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #657 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #760 | rogue swarmer | 61 |
| #388 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 8 |
| #775 | sawblade fragment | 56 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #386 | synthetic stuffing | 22 |
| #533 | theoretical string | 24 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #526 | toy hoverpad | 24 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1068 | unstable DNA | 35 |
| #910 | unstable laser battery | 48 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |