| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #199 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #479 | BURT | 24 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #23 | Beach Buck | 486 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #61 | CSA fire-starting kit | 384 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #22 | Chroner | 3,430 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #30 | Coinspiracy | 973 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #27 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1728 | Crimbuck | 98 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #32 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 10 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #46 | Freddy Kruegerand | 382 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #6 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 2 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #520 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #628 | Goodfella contract | 17 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #29 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #23 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #1143 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #24 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #953 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 26 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #11 | anger blaster | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #197 | bacon bath ball | 5 |
| #5941 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #148 | bit of clingfilm | 25 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #300 | bottle of goofballs | 80 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #1770 | box of sunshine | 87 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #212 | brick | 181 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #280 | bunny liver | 27 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #41 | distention pill | 11 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #611 | empty agua de vida bottle | 185 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #163 | facsimile dictionary | 63 |
| #5 | fancy black tie | 2 |
| #5 | fancy tophat | 2 |
| #5 | fancy tuxedo pants | 2 |
| #206 | fat loot token | 15 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| #166 | festive sausage | 16 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #423 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #853 | filthy lucre | 38 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #155 | fistful of ashes | 31 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #220 | gloomy black mushroom | 15 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #175 | grue egg omelette | 18 |
| #151 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #252 | hobo nickel | 1,164 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #21 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 21 |
| #117 | incense bath ball | 9 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #17 | memory of a CA base pair | 6 |
| #25 | memory of a CG base pair | 5 |
| #240 | memory of a G | 3 |
| #22 | memory of a GT base pair | 6 |
| #219 | memory of an A | 4 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #71 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 21 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #19 | numberwang | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #334 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #5 | papier-mochi | 36 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #18 | pint of sweat | 59 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #153 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 7 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #11 | regret hose | 3 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #94 | rusty chain necklace | 36 |
| #111 | s'more | 476 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #272 | sealhide seal doll | 2 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #47 | skull capacitor | 2 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #25 | small golem | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #409 | spectre scepter | 78 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #148 | stainless steel slacks | 15 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #150 | sugar shield | 2 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #74 | synthetic dog hair pill | 5 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #201 | turtle pheromones | 20 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #967 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1542 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #52 | vampire glitter | 10 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #120 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #266 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #19 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |