| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #122 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 10 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1116 | Crown of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #650 | FDKOL commendation | 45 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #102 | Let Me Be! | 10 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1216 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #301 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #276 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 3 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #212 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 3 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #195 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 5 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #158 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #513 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #1596 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #726 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1462 | awful poetry journal | 7 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #363 | booty chest charrrm | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #390 | cannonball charrrm | 11 |
| #404 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 10 |
| #363 | dwarvish magazine | 2 |
| #548 | facsimile dictionary | 18 |
| #338 | grumpy old man charrrm | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #838 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #523 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #232 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1273 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1835 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1731 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #382 | silver tongue charrrm | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1187 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #2492 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1926 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #1109 | stuffed Meat | 39 |
| #1808 | stuffed angry cow | 28 |
| #3341 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2515 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2593 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #340 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 22 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #3261 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1975 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2056 | stuffed hand turkey | 25 |
| #2206 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #615 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #2297 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #1447 | stuffed mink | 25 |
| #1570 | stuffed monocle | 22 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3092 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #2278 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1996 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2560 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2346 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1324 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1189 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #2526 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #2137 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #242 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #234 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #312 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #243 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #133 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |