| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #121 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 10 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1113 | Crown of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #650 | FDKOL commendation | 45 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #101 | Let Me Be! | 10 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1215 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #300 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #273 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 3 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #211 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 3 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #193 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 5 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #156 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #511 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #727 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1462 | awful poetry journal | 7 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #363 | booty chest charrrm | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #390 | cannonball charrrm | 11 |
| #404 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 10 |
| #363 | dwarvish magazine | 2 |
| #548 | facsimile dictionary | 18 |
| #338 | grumpy old man charrrm | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #523 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #232 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #381 | silver tongue charrrm | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1181 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #2486 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #1106 | stuffed Meat | 39 |
| #1801 | stuffed angry cow | 28 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #339 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 22 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2050 | stuffed hand turkey | 25 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #613 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #2290 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #1446 | stuffed mink | 25 |
| #1562 | stuffed monocle | 22 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #2269 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1324 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1185 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #2129 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #158 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #258 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #113 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #132 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |