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| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #861 | spices | 5 |
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| #1512 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
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| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
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| #2172 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1265 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
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| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
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| #2185 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
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| #1440 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
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| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #834 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
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| #1827 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #804 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
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| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #1244 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
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| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
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| #2205 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1415 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1408 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1528 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #987 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #1236 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2029 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1495 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #1642 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1399 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #962 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 18 |
| #830 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1308 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #1274 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #980 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1706 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #863 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #1153 | turtle totem | 11 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #446 | white satin shield | 2 |
| #841 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 10 |
| #94 | wooden figurine | 8 |
| #1045 | wussiness potion | 1 |
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