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| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
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| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #1811 | pretty flower | 2 |
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| #543 | razor-sharp can lid | 14 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
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| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
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| #1112 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #774 | seal tooth | 6 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #860 | spices | 5 |
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| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3122 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
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| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #833 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1038 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #802 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
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| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #1243 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #672 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1406 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #985 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2027 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1494 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1397 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #961 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 18 |
| #830 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #1128 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1373 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #1152 | turtle totem | 11 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #446 | white satin shield | 2 |
| #843 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 10 |
| #94 | wooden figurine | 8 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |