| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 24 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #214 | Bonerdagon necklace | 47 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #302 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #355 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #626 | Crown of the Goblin King | 40 |
| #563 | Dolphin King's crown | 8 |
| #776 | Drowsy Sword | 21 |
| #236 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #329 | Instant Karma | 23 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #38 | baconstone bracelet | 20 |
| #47 | baconstone pendant | 7 |
| #668 | badass belt | 75 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #218 | bottle of goofballs | 100 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #363 | burnt flower | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #672 | drywall axe | 17 |
| #601 | easter egg balloon | 40 |
| #503 | evil googly eye | 9 |
| #306 | facsimile dictionary | 34 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #325 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #287 | giant discarded bottlecap | 18 |
| #700 | giant discarded plastic fork | 13 |
| #179 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 24 |
| #293 | giant pinky ring | 55 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #148 | grue egg omelette | 23 |
| #105 | guy made of bee pollen | 31 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #23 | hamethyst necklace | 24 |
| #1717 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #197 | lucky rabbit's foot | 29 |
| #102 | makeshift crane | 3 |
| #959 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #667 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #599 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #38 | porquoise necklace | 7 |
| #223 | pretty flower | 1,119 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #402 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #443 | shiny ring | 58 |
| #36 | shot of flower schnapps | 72 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1044 | solid gold bowling ball | 12 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1281 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #535 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #1966 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #1999 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #2353 | stuffed astral badger | 21 |
| #2707 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #2285 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2384 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1918 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #2378 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #2060 | stuffed scary death orb | 25 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2693 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #631 | towel | 13 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #469 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |