| #289 | 1-ball | 18 |
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| #478 | 3-ball | 9 |
| #337 | 4-ball | 14 |
| #435 | 5-ball | 10 |
| #438 | 6-ball | 10 |
| #358 | 7-ball | 14 |
| #365 | 8-ball | 73 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #322 | Angry Farmer candy | 373 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
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| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #244 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 10 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #340 | Cold Hots candy | 19 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #591 | Crown of the Goblin King | 42 |
| #200 | Daffy Taffy | 166 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #181 | Gummi-Gnauga | 17 |
| #365 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 4 |
| #184 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 22 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #339 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 163 |
| #361 | Now and Earlier | 9 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #284 | Rock Pops | 177 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #478 | Senior Mints | 10 |
| #188 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #154 | Steal This Candy | 16 |
| #281 | Sugar Cog | 9 |
| #299 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 202 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #742 | Yummy Tummy bean | 252 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #274 | alphabet gum | 6 |
| #243 | around the world | 8 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #371 | ball | 17 |
| #240 | baseball | 26 |
| #130 | beertini | 17 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #415 | blue plasma ball | 101 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
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| #428 | buckyball | 11 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #168 | candied kobold | 19 |
| #454 | candy brain | 6 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #352 | cannonball charrrm | 14 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #283 | carob chunk noodles | 6 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #201 | chorizo brownies | 10 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #554 | disco ball | 50 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #405 | draggin' ball hat | 14 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #885 | fancy dress ball | 11 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #204 | golden ring | 112 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #40 | gremlin juice | 109 |
| #237 | guitar pick | 16 |
| #467 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #950 | handful of confetti | 44 |
| #77 | heavy metal sonata | 10 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #531 | killing feather | 59 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #115 | marzipan skull | 241 |
| #197 | mother's little helper | 23 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #509 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 6 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #126 | papaya slung | 16 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #427 | pixellated candy heart | 35 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #1582 | robotronic egg | 7 |
| #318 | rogue swarmer | 87 |
| #569 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 13 |
| #402 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 17 |
| #674 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #729 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #127 | salty slug | 14 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #459 | sawblade fragment | 72 |
| #174 | scented massage oil | 10 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #676 | solid gold bowling ball | 23 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #180 | stick of "gum" | 11 |
| #673 | stolen accordion | 40 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #742 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 59 |
| #1119 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 43 |
| #1023 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 47 |
| #817 | stuffed Meat | 57 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #1018 | stuffed angry cow | 48 |
| #832 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #983 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1079 | stuffed cocoabo | 44 |
| #315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 24 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #823 | stuffed doppelshifter | 13 |
| #1042 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1164 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #1142 | stuffed hand turkey | 44 |
| #2130 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #372 | stuffed martini | 25 |
| #1061 | stuffed mind flayer | 48 |
| #704 | stuffed mink | 66 |
| #759 | stuffed monocle | 61 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #974 | stuffed scary death orb | 51 |
| #459 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 47 |
| #990 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 50 |
| #1075 | stuffed snowy owl | 45 |
| #1226 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #316 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 54 |
| #824 | stuffed teddy butler | 55 |
| #907 | stuffed tin of caviar | 51 |
| #1626 | stuffed treasure chest | 16 |
| #1046 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 48 |
| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #185 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 47 |
| #181 | tambourine | 3 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #146 | tomato daiquiri | 11 |
| #149 | toothbrush | 11 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #380 | unstable laser battery | 70 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #140 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 18 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |