| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #462 | Daffy Taffy | 70 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1248 | Rock Pops | 33 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #299 | battered Crimbo Crate | 40 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #825 | canteen of wine | 25 |
| #307 | cheap elven gloves | 14 |
| #707 | club necklace | 10 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #973 | delicious salad | 18 |
| #509 | diamond necklace | 13 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #93 | dollhive | 107 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #543 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #300 | elven socks | 15 |
| #560 | evil golden arch | 9 |
| #231 | evil golden arches | 3 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #77 | giant glass of brandy | 6 |
| #1885 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #412 | gray bow tie | 17 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #447 | iGoogly | 49 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1081 | knuckle sandwich | 9 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #1061 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #22 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 2 |
| #164 | monomolecular yo-yo | 415 |
| #180 | mylar scout drone | 26 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #162 | nanofiber cloth | 39 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #563 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #22 | parasitic claw | 7 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #418 | patent leather shoes | 16 |
| #575 | penguin thesaurus | 12 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #71 | pulsing flesh | 33 |
| #152 | rigid carapace | 21 |
| #720 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #189 | roboduck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #408 | robotronic egg | 63 |
| #690 | rogue swarmer | 64 |
| #785 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #676 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #499 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 14 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1266 | saucepan | 7 |
| #533 | sawblade fragment | 67 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #94 | sinister altar fragment | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #188 | sleeping snowy owl | 20 |
| #502 | spade necklace | 13 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1335 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #1112 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 44 |
| #1231 | stuffed angry cow | 41 |
| #1327 | stuffed astral badger | 39 |
| #1590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1609 | stuffed cocoabo | 31 |
| #1237 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1262 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 41 |
| #135 | stuffed gray blob | 309 |
| #1141 | stuffed hand turkey | 44 |
| #1366 | stuffed mind flayer | 38 |
| #1409 | stuffed scary death orb | 37 |
| #1834 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1569 | stuffed snowy owl | 32 |
| #1665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1011 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1047 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 48 |
| #1004 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #344 | teddy borg | 31 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1557 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #138 | twitching claw | 24 |
| #504 | unstable DNA | 103 |
| #464 | unstable laser battery | 64 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #27 | wriggling tentacle | 4 |