| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #462 | Daffy Taffy | 70 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1248 | Rock Pops | 33 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #300 | battered Crimbo Crate | 40 |
| #315 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #6712 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #824 | canteen of wine | 25 |
| #307 | cheap elven gloves | 14 |
| #706 | club necklace | 10 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #972 | delicious salad | 18 |
| #513 | diamond necklace | 13 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #93 | dollhive | 107 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #542 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #300 | elven socks | 15 |
| #560 | evil golden arch | 9 |
| #231 | evil golden arches | 3 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #77 | giant glass of brandy | 6 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #412 | gray bow tie | 17 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #830 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #447 | iGoogly | 49 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1082 | knuckle sandwich | 9 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #1061 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #22 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 2 |
| #164 | monomolecular yo-yo | 415 |
| #180 | mylar scout drone | 26 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #162 | nanofiber cloth | 39 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #566 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #21 | parasitic claw | 7 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #418 | patent leather shoes | 16 |
| #575 | penguin thesaurus | 12 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #71 | pulsing flesh | 33 |
| #152 | rigid carapace | 21 |
| #721 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #189 | roboduck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #408 | robotronic egg | 63 |
| #691 | rogue swarmer | 64 |
| #784 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #677 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #502 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 14 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1269 | saucepan | 7 |
| #533 | sawblade fragment | 67 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #94 | sinister altar fragment | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #189 | sleeping snowy owl | 20 |
| #504 | spade necklace | 13 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1342 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #1118 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 44 |
| #1237 | stuffed angry cow | 41 |
| #1330 | stuffed astral badger | 39 |
| #1595 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1612 | stuffed cocoabo | 31 |
| #1239 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1266 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 41 |
| #135 | stuffed gray blob | 309 |
| #1146 | stuffed hand turkey | 44 |
| #1370 | stuffed mind flayer | 38 |
| #1412 | stuffed scary death orb | 37 |
| #1843 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1575 | stuffed snowy owl | 32 |
| #1667 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1016 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 48 |
| #1004 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #343 | teddy borg | 31 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #138 | twitching claw | 24 |
| #504 | unstable DNA | 103 |
| #465 | unstable laser battery | 64 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #27 | wriggling tentacle | 4 |