| #138 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 13 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #560 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 16 |
| #570 | candied yams | 16 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #173 | canteen of wine | 126 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #159 | corncob pipe | 10 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #89 | cup of infinite pencils | 14 |
| #116 | deadly lampshade | 8 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #829 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #921 | elven moonshine | 8 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #88 | frayed rope belt | 14 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #606 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #90 | hobo nickel | 3,165 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #159 | jar of squeeze | 6 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #438 | knuckle sandwich | 53 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #68 | love song of disturbing obsession | 257 |
| #77 | love song of icy revenge | 202 |
| #82 | love song of naughty innuendo | 220 |
| #82 | love song of smoldering passion | 246 |
| #75 | love song of sugary cuteness | 213 |
| #79 | love song of vague ambiguity | 241 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #190 | lucky bottlecap | 8 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #147 | panhandle panhandling hat | 11 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #192 | sleazy bindle | 4 |
| #236 | spooky bindle | 4 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1424 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 25 |
| #1020 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #1541 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 33 |
| #1668 | stuffed Meat | 19 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #1080 | stuffed angry cow | 46 |
| #1135 | stuffed astral badger | 45 |
| #1283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1112 | stuffed cocoabo | 43 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1035 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 48 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1397 | stuffed hand turkey | 37 |
| #1475 | stuffed key | 21 |
| #953 | stuffed martini | 7 |
| #1332 | stuffed mind flayer | 39 |
| #1309 | stuffed mink | 30 |
| #1712 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #1374 | stuffed scary death orb | 38 |
| #875 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 24 |
| #1324 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1426 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1197 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 43 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1097 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1324 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1581 | stuffed tin of caviar | 21 |
| #1260 | stuffed treasure chest | 29 |
| #1150 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 44 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #418 | tofurkey gravy | 21 |
| #410 | tofurkey leg | 21 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |