| #74 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #661 | Cloaca grenade | 20 |
| #362 | Cloaca-Cola | 102 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #342 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #259 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #266 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #14 | Crimbo ukulele | 5 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #2094 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #393 | Feynman gate | 27 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #150 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #27 | Mayflower bouquet | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #105 | Miniborg beeper | 5 |
| #87 | Miniborg hiveminder | 5 |
| #105 | Miniborg laser | 5 |
| #117 | Miniborg stomper | 5 |
| #109 | Miniborg strangler | 5 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #19 | V for Vivala mask | 2 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #49 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #62 | brown crock marble | 11 |
| #283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
| #82 | can of fake snow | 4 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #714 | candy stake | 9 |
| #336 | capacitor relay | 35 |
| #769 | carbon nanotube frame | 12 |
| #23 | class five ecto-larva | 2 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #77 | colored-light "necklace" | 4 |
| #450 | computronic processing unit | 7 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #36 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #792 | diamond necklace | 9 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #503 | evil googly eye | 9 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #107 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 33 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #448 | golden ring | 50 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #1296 | green beer | 5 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #46 | green peawee marble | 27 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #66 | handmade hobby horse | 3 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #459 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 7 |
| #296 | iGoogly | 88 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #394 | ion grid | 31 |
| #502 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 6 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #461 | laser-broiled pear | 19 |
| #80 | lemonade marble | 3 |
| #773 | length of string | 14 |
| #41 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
| #44 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #340 | logic synthesizer | 34 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #593 | nanite-infested candy cane | 21 |
| #192 | nanite-infested eggnog | 22 |
| #187 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 22 |
| #285 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #97 | nanofiber cloth | 68 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #12 | navel ring of navel gazing | 2 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #49 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #129 | purple glowstick | 13 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #566 | recursive spline reticulator | 4 |
| #77 | red China marble | 5 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1516 | robotronic egg | 9 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #466 | spooky felt | 20 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #407 | spooky length of string | 27 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #374 | spooky stuffing | 15 |
| #442 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #463 | spooky wooden block | 15 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #1560 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 32 |
| #1210 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 41 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #1684 | stuffed angry cow | 30 |
| #1360 | stuffed astral badger | 38 |
| #1641 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1139 | stuffed cocoabo | 42 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1386 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1439 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 36 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1308 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #1061 | stuffed mind flayer | 48 |
| #1183 | stuffed scary death orb | 43 |
| #353 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 58 |
| #1284 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1298 | stuffed snowy owl | 38 |
| #1197 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1355 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1397 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 37 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #663 | stuffing | 13 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #322 | synthetic stuffing | 32 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #249 | theoretical string | 79 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #652 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 11 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 7 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 12 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 9 |
| #446 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 15 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #658 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 11 |
| #988 | tiny plastic angry goat | 18 |
| #740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 10 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #887 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #914 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 19 |
| #773 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 22 |
| #445 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 10 |
| #737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #412 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 17 |
| #735 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #780 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 22 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 17 |
| #872 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20 |
| #586 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 12 |
| #109 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 10 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #983 | tiny plastic killer bee | 18 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 16 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #268 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 5 |
| #742 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #671 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 25 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1009 | tiny plastic stab bat | 18 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #804 | tiny plastic zmobie | 9 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #884 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1440 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #1328 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #101 | tropical wrapping paper | 7 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2236 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #89 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 42 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #29 | wizard action figure | 2 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |