| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #83 | Alice's Army Martyr | 3 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #265 | Elf Guard MPC | 9 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #468 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #337 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 7 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #58 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #235 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #253 | donated booze | 30 |
| #303 | donated candy | 20 |
| #409 | donated food | 6 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #138 | effervescent potion | 133 |
| #264 | festive sausage | 9 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #226 | holiday cheese log | 9 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1302 | old sweatpants | 19 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #256 | popsicle stick | 3 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |