| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #85 | Alice's Army Martyr | 3 |
| #413 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #836 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #614 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #410 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #2261 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1270 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1534 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2386 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #283 | Elf Guard MPC | 9 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #776 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1199 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #470 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| #2141 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #339 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 7 |
| #1570 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3773 | badass belt | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #6257 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #966 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #235 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #634 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #261 | donated booze | 30 |
| #313 | donated candy | 20 |
| #417 | donated food | 6 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #63 | effervescent potion | 306 |
| #265 | festive sausage | 9 |
| #572 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #698 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #501 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3245 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1395 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #227 | holiday cheese log | 9 |
| #98 | hot wine | 1 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1420 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #911 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2265 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1123 | old sweatpants | 31 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #256 | popsicle stick | 3 |
| #615 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1036 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2228 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2243 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #266 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #843 | wrench bracelet | 2 |