| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #634 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #301 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1217 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1339 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #431 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #894 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1649 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #172 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #986 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #373 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #286 | Wand of Nagamar | 20 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3171 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #798 | coconut shell | 12 |
| #293 | dead guy's watch | 24 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2387 | golden ring | 15 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2638 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #937 | little paper umbrella | 9 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #558 | lucky rabbit's foot | 12 |
| #84 | makeshift cape | 4 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1266 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #492 | party hat | 3 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #2624 | rogue swarmer | 3 |
| #1273 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2224 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #482 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #307 | sweet ninja sword | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #777 | towel | 10 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1472 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |