| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1214 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #286 | Wand of Nagamar | 20 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #790 | coconut shell | 12 |
| #291 | dead guy's watch | 24 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2388 | golden ring | 15 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2640 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #929 | little paper umbrella | 9 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #556 | lucky rabbit's foot | 12 |
| #84 | makeshift cape | 4 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #2626 | rogue swarmer | 3 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #307 | sweet ninja sword | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #774 | towel | 10 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1474 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |