| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #701 | Yummy Tummy bean | 274 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #318 | atomic vector plotter | 11 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #286 | bazookafish bubble gum | 4 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1541 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #327 | carob chunk noodles | 5 |
| #80 | catgut taco | 9 |
| #410 | centipede eggs | 5 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #443 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #259 | dull fish scale | 14 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #190 | dwarf bread | 25 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1476 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #199 | evil teddy bear | 77 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #262 | fancy dress ball | 55 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #520 | funky dried mushroom | 7 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| 🥈 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 2 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #260 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 14 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| #549 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 5 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #211 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 11 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #661 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #1223 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #241 | nugget of Crimbonium | 10 |
| #353 | oozenog | 9 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #9 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #280 | quantum polarity inducer | 12 |
| #264 | radiation-resistant helmet | 2 |
| #683 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 11 |
| #419 | recursive spline reticulator | 7 |
| #191 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 21 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #56 | royal jelly taco | 17 |
| #277 | salty slug | 5 |
| #219 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 4 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #535 | stuffed can of asparagus | 6 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1003 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #432 | sub-molecular interocitor | 7 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3076 | toast | 2 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #332 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #248 | toy crazy train | 39 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #154 | toy mercenary | 47 |
| #684 | toy ray gun | 12 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #137 | transporter transponder | 10 |
| #259 | tree-eating kite | 143 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #575 | unidentified jerky | 5 |
| #998 | unstable DNA | 39 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #294 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 40 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #83 | worthless gewgaw | 173 |
| #95 | worthless knick-knack | 181 |