| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #550 | Instant Karma | 9 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #170 | Wand of Nagamar | 34 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #212 | banana | 31 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #208 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
| #940 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #452 | canteen of wine | 60 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #459 | elven limbos gingerbread | 30 |
| #575 | elven moonshine | 17 |
| #417 | elven socks | 11 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #432 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #41 | glimmering roc feather | 12 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #272 | gray bow tie | 25 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1547 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #614 | knuckle sandwich | 32 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #271 | patent leather shoes | 25 |
| #324 | penguin thesaurus | 22 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #76 | queen cookie | 28 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #1648 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |