| #25 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1570 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #613 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #871 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2020 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #340 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #620 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #705 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 5 |
| #240 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 4 |
| #274 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #3567 | badass belt | 11 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #54 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #313 | crystalline cheer | 181 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #65 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #320 | donated booze | 21 |
| #330 | donated candy | 19 |
| #295 | donated food | 24 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #480 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #492 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #415 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #102 | grimy lab coat | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3054 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #21 | junk-mail shirt | 2 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #33 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #565 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #85 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #181 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #803 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2031 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #64 | odor extractor | 2 |
| #1398 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #393 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #124 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #73 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #917 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2134 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed snowy owl | 580 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #142 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #101 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #695 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |