| #24 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| π₯ | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| π₯ | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| π₯ | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| π₯ | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| π₯ | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #337 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| π₯ | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| π₯ | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #227 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 5 |
| #239 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 4 |
| #272 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolorβ’ shirt | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #3571 | badass belt | 11 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #301 | crystalline cheer | 181 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #64 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #308 | donated booze | 21 |
| #314 | donated candy | 19 |
| #284 | donated food | 24 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #64 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #408 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| π₯ | glass eye | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #101 | grimy lab coat | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| π₯ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| π₯ | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #19 | junk-mail shirt | 2 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #32 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #562 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| π₯ | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #84 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #159 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| π₯ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #178 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #443 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| π₯ | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #64 | odor extractor | 2 |
| #1390 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #386 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| π₯ | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| π₯ | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #102 | red coat | 1 |
| #116 | red shirt | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #70 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed snowy owl | 580 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| π₯ | train whistle | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #99 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |