AXEBLADE

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
🥇Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)2
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#156Mae West with a fly in it2
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#504Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette8
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#426Thwaitgold ant statuette3
#1056Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#645Thwaitgold bookworm statuette2
#278Thwaitgold bug statuette5
#470Thwaitgold butterfly statuette3
#804Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette2
#245Thwaitgold cockroach statuette3
#254Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette15
#470Thwaitgold firefly statuette9
#395Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette7
#599Thwaitgold maggot statuette8
#31Thwaitgold moth statuette8
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#188Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette4
#384Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette11
#144Thwaitgold scorpion statuette8
#404Thwaitgold spider statuette7
#1088Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#1265Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#67Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette6
#349Thwaitgold woollybear statuette4
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#130blended frozen swill with a fly in it2
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#391macaroni duck6
#103mandarina colada with a fly in it3
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#156prussian cathouse with a fly in it2
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#132tangarita with a fly in it2
#257tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer7
#69tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory13
#205tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer8
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#55tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer14
#97tiny die-cast Father Crimbo5
#228tiny die-cast Father Crimborg3
#145tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer9
#259tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer7
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#290tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer6
#83tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer12
#184tiny die-cast Swiss hen3
#143tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo4
#247tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign7
#49tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer15
#50tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg6
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#383tiny die-cast factory worker elf5
#212tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf8
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#205tiny die-cast goose a-laying3
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#130tiny die-cast middle-management elf10
#100tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf11
#113tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg4
#477tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf4
#304tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming2
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#2777tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1480tiny plastic Black Knight5
#787tiny plastic Bonerdagon6
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#81tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#4915tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#208tiny plastic Duke Starkiller5
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3122tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#790tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#1487tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#2163tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#1356tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#2163tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#309tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker3
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#2139tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1098tiny plastic Norville Rogers2
#2763tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#2055tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#859tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer2
#1427tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#4842tiny plastic angry goat3
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#3940tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2160tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#2802tiny plastic astronomer2
#6168tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#3316tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#2162tiny plastic beanbat3
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1129tiny plastic beebee gunners2
#1121tiny plastic beebee queue2
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#4842tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6238tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#1763tiny plastic cubist bull4
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1452tiny plastic drunk goat5
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#2203tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#2797tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1432tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers5
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2788tiny plastic goth giant2
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#1758tiny plastic lobsterfrogman4
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#8110tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1273tiny plastic ninja snowman6
#4345tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#3303tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#2782tiny plastic senile lihc2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2817tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#2144tiny plastic spiny skelelton3
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#4018tiny plastic star starfish4
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3859tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2122tiny plastic warwelf3
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1

Wow, that's 662 items total!

what items are this player missing?