| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #156 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #598 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 8 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #404 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 7 |
| #1084 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #131 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #390 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #104 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 3 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #156 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #132 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #257 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 13 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 8 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #55 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 14 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #83 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 12 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 15 |
| #50 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 6 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #212 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 10 |
| #100 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 11 |
| #113 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 4 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4913 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #208 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 5 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3315 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |