| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #944 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #1827 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #157 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 96 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2232 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #242 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1243 | duct tape | 13 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #594 | empty agua de vida bottle | 200 |
| #1014 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #231 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #2286 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #984 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #225 | live lobster | 2 |
| #141 | memory of a C | 9 |
| #97 | memory of a G | 15 |
| #46 | memory of a T | 26 |
| #66 | memory of an A | 18 |
| #171 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 6 |
| #1430 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #196 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #83 | shimmering tendrils | 7 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #1810 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #851 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |