#73 | ASCII shirt | 38 |
#26 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
#876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
#25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
#610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
#3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
🥈 | Boris's key lime pie | 476 |
#1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
#495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
#1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
#695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
#91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
#38 | Crimbo pie | 132 |
#51 | Crimbo ukulele | 3 |
#1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
#1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
#947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
#1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
🥈 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 540 |
#65 | Knob pasty | 10 |
🥇 | Loathing Legion necktie | 1 |
#2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
#693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
#27 | Mayflower bouquet | 2 |
#11 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1,983 |
#1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
#259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#4 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 496 |
#69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
#9 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 6 |
🥉 | Spooky Putty mitre | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
#23 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 3 |
#20 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 3 |
#26 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 3 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#6 | V for Vivala mask | 3 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#2228 | badass belt | 23 |
#4 | ball-in-a-cup | 20 |
#1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
#228 | black candy heart | 52 |
#258 | black snowcone | 14 |
#707 | black-and-blue light | 13 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#567 | blue plasma ball | 40 |
#17 | blue snowcone | 839 |
#25 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 3 |
#564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
#1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
#136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
#680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
#385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
#245 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
#8 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 4 |
#37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
#32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
#38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#956 | can of spinach | 1 |
#430 | candied kobold | 7 |
#1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
#688 | cheap studded belt | 8 |
#697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
#1631 | club necklace | 4 |
#32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
#93 | deck of tropical cards | 4 |
#1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
#31 | disassembled clover | 5,124 |
#225 | divine blowout | 77 |
#255 | divine can of silly string | 59 |
#286 | divine champagne flute | 24 |
#202 | divine champagne popper | 34 |
#219 | divine cracker | 33 |
#258 | divine noisemaker | 54 |
#281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
#1517 | duct tape | 8 |
#81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
#75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
#1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
#2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
#1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
#468 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 72 |
🥇 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 6 |
#733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
#216 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 21 |
#422 | filthy lucre | 92 |
#4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
#9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
🥇 | flaming pink shirt | 3 |
#547 | flavored foot massage oil | 33 |
#502 | foam dart | 46 |
#1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
#264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#14 | green candy heart | 2,922 |
#18 | green snowcone | 804 |
#3138 | grue egg | 5 |
#317 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
#2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
#4 | handmade hobby horse | 16 |
#1068 | heart necklace | 7 |
#1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
#69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
#10 | ice baby | 1 |
#11 | ice pick | 1 |
#64 | ice sickle | 1 |
🥇 | ice skates | 4 |
#135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
#441 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
#365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
#8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
#1397 | joybuzzer | 7 |
🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
#5 | lavender candy heart | 4,218 |
#47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
🥇 | liar's pants | 4 |
#1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
#424 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
#41 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
#11 | llama lama cria | 5 |
#1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
#785 | meat stack | 8 |
#23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
#41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
#75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
#33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
#43 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 2 |
#1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
#2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
#2437 | oozenog | 1 |
#10 | orange candy heart | 14,649 |
#5 | orange snowcone | 3,898 |
#666 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#500 | personal massager | 18 |
#670 | personalized coffee mug | 37 |
#1161 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
#1364 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
#396 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
#8 | pilgrim shield | 3 |
#134 | pink candy heart | 307 |
#14 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 3 |
🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
#423 | purple snowcone | 30 |
#490 | radium-flavored potato chips | 80 |
#84 | raffle prize box | 5 |
#1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
#12 | red snowcone | 1,052 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
#1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
#1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
#729 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
#10 | sane hatrack | 4 |
#1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#215 | shingle | 38 |
#14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
#889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
#1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
#1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
#2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#668 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 10 |
#2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
#1541 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 33 |
#1526 | stuffed angry cow | 33 |
#1064 | stuffed astral badger | 48 |
#1798 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
#1647 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
#1568 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
#2286 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
#1397 | stuffed hand turkey | 37 |
#1739 | stuffed mind flayer | 30 |
#1257 | stuffed scary death orb | 41 |
#2269 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
#1517 | stuffed snowy owl | 33 |
#1496 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 35 |
#2063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
#1612 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
#39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#485 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
🥉 | time helmet | 4 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
🥉 | time sword | 8 |
🥉 | time trousers | 5 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#174 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 17 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
#1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
#1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
#63 | tropical paperweight | 5 |
#101 | tropical wrapping paper | 7 |
#76 | turtle pheromones | 100 |
#1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
#23 | wax lips | 1 |
#12 | white candy heart | 6,023 |
#519 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 52 |
#700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
#12 | wreath of laurels | 36 |
#497 | yellow candy heart | 53 |
#17 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 146 |
#1262 | yellow snowcone | 14 |