| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #478 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #29 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 2 |
| #1168 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #492 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 6 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #86 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 21 |
| #190 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 7 |
| #181 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 7 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #47 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 4 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #417 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1663 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #94 | book of matches | 12 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #895 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #138 | crazy hobo notebook | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #652 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #72 | distention pill | 4 |
| #1212 | disturbing fanfic | 16 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #317 | eldritch effluvium | 10 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #867 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #62 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #328 | handful of honey | 5 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #111 | one pill | 5 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #690 | pack of pogs | 12 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #295 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #150 | pill cup | 5 |
| #111 | poppy | 11 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #111 | red book | 2 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #680 | shingle | 2 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #274 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1801 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #67 | synthetic dog hair pill | 7 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #124 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #93 | white page | 2 |
| #683 | wind-up meatcar | 5 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #477 | yohohoyo | 2 |