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| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1966 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #480 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1201 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1134 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #29 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 2 |
| #1166 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #894 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1577 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #491 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 6 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #88 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 21 |
| #193 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 7 |
| #184 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 7 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #51 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 4 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #420 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #900 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1660 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #257 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #97 | book of matches | 12 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #898 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #892 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #137 | crazy hobo notebook | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #181 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #651 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #76 | distention pill | 4 |
| #1212 | disturbing fanfic | 16 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #320 | eldritch effluvium | 10 |
| #747 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1352 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #65 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #504 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #629 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #2288 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #333 | handful of honey | 5 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1471 | ion grid | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #457 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #112 | one pill | 5 |
| #393 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #690 | pack of pogs | 12 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #298 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #151 | pill cup | 5 |
| #111 | poppy | 11 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #111 | red book | 2 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #681 | shingle | 2 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #286 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2036 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1812 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #148 | spice melange | 1 |
| #1949 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3078 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #184 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #67 | synthetic dog hair pill | 7 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #128 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #2166 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #267 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #97 | white page | 2 |
| #684 | wind-up meatcar | 5 |
| #816 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #478 | yohohoyo | 2 |