| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #884 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 7 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #399 | Wand of Nagamar | 13 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #44 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 80 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1366 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #747 | hobo nickel | 167 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #599 | robotronic egg | 47 |
| #1183 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #637 | toothsome rock | 15 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1141 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #1474 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |