| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #373 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 15 |
| #327 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #27 | Bjorn's Hammer | 12 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #716 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #60 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5,175 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #122 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Credit | 347 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 17 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #115 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 4 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 4 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 3 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 18 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 17 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 8 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 21 |
| #116 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 4 |
| #96 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 5 |
| #169 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 9 |
| #209 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 15 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 19 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #92 | Disco Banjo | 6 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | 1 |
| #11 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 4 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #65 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 6 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #277 | Knob stuffed shells | 2 |
| #322 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 33 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #137 | Mace of the Tortoise | 4 |
| #256 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 16 |
| #80 | NPZR chemistry set | 87 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #91 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 3 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #72 | Rock and Roll Legend | 30 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #211 | Supernova Champagne | 26 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #220 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #35 | bag of grain | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #45 | blood-drive sticker | 3 |
| #96 | blue class ring | 46 |
| #50 | boot knife | 5 |
| #6 | broken carburetor | 47 |
| #40 | candy knife | 10 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #392 | cocoa egg | 27 |
| #86 | cold nuggets | 56 |
| #141 | cold powder | 6 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #355 | dead guy's watch | 17 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #653 | disintegrating quill pen | 3 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #373 | divine noisemaker | 10 |
| #354 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #108 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 11 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #49 | emergency margarita | 3 |
| #83 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 5 |
| #195 | facsimile dictionary | 53 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #162 | fossilized wyrm skull | 5 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #145 | green clay bead | 85 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #197 | hot nuggets | 10 |
| #104 | hot powder | 26 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #296 | lime | 39 |
| 🥇 | llama lama gong | 5,217 |
| #69 | lotion of coldness | 22 |
| #112 | lotion of hotness | 10 |
| #87 | lotion of sleaziness | 14 |
| #94 | lotion of spookiness | 11 |
| #92 | lotion of stench | 12 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #94 | obsidian dagger | 98 |
| #286 | ocean motion | 5 |
| #150 | oil of expertise | 3 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #146 | ointment of the occult | 9 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #120 | pink clay bead | 167 |
| #41 | pocket maze | 2 |
| #46 | pork elf goodies sack | 131 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #571 | really dense meat stack | 11 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #75 | red class ring | 253 |
| #231 | ring of conflict | 2 |
| #10 | rogue swarmer | 2,730 |
| #43 | rose | 666 |
| #50 | sausage without a cause | 3 |
| #6 | secret from the future | 150 |
| #37 | shady shades | 3 |
| #49 | sharpened spoon | 5 |
| #53 | silver face paint | 3 |
| #165 | sleaze nuggets | 8 |
| #151 | sleaze powder | 7 |
| #100 | soap knife | 8 |
| #811 | solid gold bowling ball | 18 |
| #99 | spooky nuggets | 35 |
| #275 | spooky powder | 3 |
| #46 | squeaky toy rose | 2 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #107 | stench nuggets | 53 |
| #183 | stench powder | 5 |
| #72 | still-beating spleen | 10 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #749 | stuffed gray blob | 33 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #256 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 9 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #88 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 10 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #128 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 10 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #121 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 51 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 27 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 63 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 35 |
| #507 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 18 |
| #93 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 36 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #103 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 56 |
| #103 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 32 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 34 |
| #217 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #119 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 31 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 39 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 19 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #89 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 35 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Felonia | 37 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #129 | tiny plastic G Imp | 45 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 52 |
| #157 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 38 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 22 |
| #104 | tiny plastic Hellion | 53 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 55 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 35 |
| #141 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 42 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 41 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 58 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 56 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 26 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 50 |
| #161 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 38 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 16 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 10 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #194 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 21 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 49 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 59 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #119 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 31 |
| #107 | tiny plastic The Man | 32 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 62 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 11 |
| #117 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 52 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #121 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 55 |
| #399 | tiny plastic angry goat | 39 |
| #216 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 20 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 19 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 61 |
| #99 | tiny plastic astronomer | 58 |
| #439 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 36 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #389 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 40 |
| #147 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 25 |
| #212 | tiny plastic beanbat | 29 |
| #192 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 23 |
| #181 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 22 |
| #206 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 20 |
| #237 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 14 |
| #186 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 22 |
| #154 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 25 |
| #314 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 46 |
| #135 | tiny plastic blooper | 42 |
| #98 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 61 |
| #128 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 46 |
| #255 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 17 |
| #191 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 21 |
| #136 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 28 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #411 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 38 |
| #286 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 49 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #113 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 31 |
| #100 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 56 |
| #145 | tiny plastic demoninja | 42 |
| #350 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 12 |
| #119 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 52 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #89 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 62 |
| #120 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 49 |
| #207 | tiny plastic fire servant | 11 |
| #108 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 57 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 67 |
| #408 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 37 |
| #374 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 40 |
| #467 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 35 |
| #111 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 55 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic goth giant | 48 |
| #364 | tiny plastic grue | 41 |
| #122 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 48 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 33 |
| #165 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 24 |
| #322 | tiny plastic killer bee | 46 |
| #88 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 65 |
| #473 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 33 |
| #338 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 44 |
| #97 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 54 |
| #161 | tiny plastic moneybee | 25 |
| #336 | tiny plastic mosquito | 45 |
| #132 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 28 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 43 |
| #479 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 15 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 44 |
| #325 | tiny plastic sauceror | 12 |
| #98 | tiny plastic scary clown | 59 |
| #250 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 15 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #113 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 53 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 47 |
| #127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 16 |
| #106 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 57 |
| #434 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 36 |
| #90 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 65 |
| #418 | tiny plastic stab bat | 38 |
| #381 | tiny plastic star starfish | 40 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #181 | tiny plastic taco cat | 32 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #234 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 10 |
| #100 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 53 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #262 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 15 |
| #136 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 47 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #80 | tiny plastic warwelf | 60 |
| #139 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 43 |
| #105 | tiny plastic zmobie | 51 |
| #30 | twinkly nuggets | 4,097 |
| #82 | twinkly powder | 388 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #48 | vintage smart drink | 3 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #70 | white class ring | 205 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |