| #62 | Barney's rake | 5 |
| #237 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 11 |
| #319 | Blood Light | 11 |
| #173 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 11 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #98 | Ecto-Cooler | 11 |
| #304 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 11 |
| #179 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 11 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #217 | Nightstalker perfume | 11 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #225 | Silver Bullet beer | 11 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Juice | 16 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #25 | alien drugs | 121 |
| #58 | alien force field disruptor bean | 11 |
| #62 | alien source code printout | 8 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #452 | bananagate | 12 |
| #457 | bite-me-red lipstick | 11 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #76 | chainsaw chain | 11 |
| #115 | cocoa egg | 139 |
| #111 | cursed scrunchie | 11 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #127 | drum of pomade | 11 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #399 | fudge lily | 11 |
| #1246 | fudgecule | 11 |
| #81 | funhouse mirror | 11 |
| #51 | ghost protocol | 11 |
| #141 | ghost trap | 11 |
| #326 | ghostly body paint | 11 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #29 | government cheese | 157 |
| #25 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 28 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #60 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #438 | kumquartz | 12 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #401 | necrotizing body spray | 11 |
| #435 | pearidot | 12 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #400 | press-on ribs | 11 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #42 | rocket fuel | 11 |
| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #139 | sorority brain | 11 |
| #42 | spooky stuffing | 161 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #79 | stone baseball cap | 30 |
| #450 | strawberyl | 12 |
| #1907 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2067 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2248 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #2099 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #1227 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1972 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1967 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1901 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2056 | stuffed hand turkey | 25 |
| #2890 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #370 | stuffed ninja snowman | 12 |
| #1861 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #374 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 56 |
| #1615 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1922 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #2561 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1792 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1448 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 36 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #98 | stuffing | 86 |
| #448 | synthetic stuffing | 16 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #101 | throwing bone | 11 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #406 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 8 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #144 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #619 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #243 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #547 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 8 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #373 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
| #314 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 8 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #3078 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #485 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 9 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 10 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #3122 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #330 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 13 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #250 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 17 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #365 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 12 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #340 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 13 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #401 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 11 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #662 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #393 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 11 |
| #592 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #543 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 8 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #670 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #677 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #542 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 8 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #466 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #328 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 13 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #545 | tiny plastic moneybee | 8 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #295 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 15 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #275 | tiny plastic peacannon | 9 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #361 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #412 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #447 | tourmalime | 12 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #88 | unlocked meat locker | 2 |
| #380 | whisker pencil | 11 |
| #86 | yeti fur | 4,500 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |