| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #672 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #157 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 13 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #438 | Bonerdagon necklace | 27 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #472 | Boss Bat britches | 31 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #351 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 14 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #45 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #28 | Staff of the Greasefire | 3 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #896 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #438 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #768 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3116 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #470 | bunch of bananas | 8 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #1370 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #1018 | disassembled clover | 13 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #582 | easter egg balloon | 41 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #486 | grouchy restless spirit | 13 |
| #952 | grue egg | 28 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #165 | magical mystery juice | 128 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #845 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #412 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #86 | oyster egg balloon | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #388 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #48 | plexiglass pendant | 4 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #31 | plexiglass pinky ring | 6 |
| #53 | plexiglass pith helmet | 5 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #465 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #571 | really dense meat stack | 11 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #190 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 13 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #171 | slime convention swag bag | 3 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #513 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #359 | twinkly wad | 400 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair whip | 2 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |