| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #398 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1634 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 17 |
| #1661 | Rock Pops | 17 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #482 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #620 | candy brain | 3 |
| #1923 | candy cane | 13 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #998 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #976 | fire | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1375 | ion grid | 4 |
| #691 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2461 | killing feather | 3 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #660 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #1689 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #725 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #135 | polka-dot bow tie | 4 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #568 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 14 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1290 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #312 | spooky felt | 32 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #320 | spooky toy wheel | 15 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #534 | stringy sinew | 17 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4306 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #862 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #710 | tooth | 5 |
| #915 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1200 | tree-eating kite | 17 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2016 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #2688 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #1484 | useless powder | 9 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #929 | yo | 9 |