| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #396 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1637 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 17 |
| #1663 | Rock Pops | 17 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #481 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #619 | candy brain | 3 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2463 | killing feather | 3 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #661 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #135 | polka-dot bow tie | 4 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #568 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 14 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #312 | spooky felt | 32 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #321 | spooky toy wheel | 15 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #531 | stringy sinew | 17 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #860 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #916 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1199 | tree-eating kite | 17 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2019 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #2690 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #1485 | useless powder | 9 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #929 | yo | 9 |