| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #551 | BGE shotglass | 13 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 10 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #995 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #535 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #523 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #182 | Crimbo pie | 16 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #334 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 5 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 9 |
| #146 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 3 |
| #329 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 5 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #332 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 5 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #330 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 8 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #188 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 74 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1204 | herringcello | 16 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #843 | ridiculous cocktail | 9 |
| #492 | slow jam collection | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1296 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #847 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #185 | warbear bearserker potion | 5 |
| #187 | warbear beeping telegram | 7 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #68 | warbear feasting bread | 11 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |