| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #551 | BGE shotglass | 13 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 10 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #993 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #539 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #524 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #489 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #183 | Crimbo pie | 16 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #333 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 5 |
| #150 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #142 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 9 |
| #145 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 3 |
| #328 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 5 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #332 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 5 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #317 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #329 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 8 |
| #195 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #693 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #1167 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #188 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 74 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1205 | herringcello | 16 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #843 | ridiculous cocktail | 9 |
| #494 | slow jam collection | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #846 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #185 | warbear bearserker potion | 5 |
| #187 | warbear beeping telegram | 7 |
| #217 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #69 | warbear feasting bread | 11 |
| #297 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |