| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #491 | Drowsy Sword | 39 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #585 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #449 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 4 |
| #450 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 60 |
| #111 | Mysterious Black Box | 8 |
| #107 | Mysterious Blue Box | 11 |
| #112 | Mysterious Green Box | 10 |
| #100 | Mysterious Red Box | 13 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #252 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #104 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 11 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #20 | asteroid belt | 4 |
| #875 | badass belt | 61 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #403 | dense meat stack | 228 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #61 | double-ice britches | 2 |
| #35 | double-ice cap | 16 |
| #770 | duct tape | 33 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #458 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #300 | fuzzy earmuffs | 7 |
| #304 | fuzzy montera | 7 |
| #119 | gearbox necklace | 7 |
| #63 | genie's bracers | 2 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #409 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #547 | gold wedding ring | 5 |
| #1612 | grue egg | 15 |
| #123 | grue egg omelette | 28 |
| #1125 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1162 | hobo nickel | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #27 | meteorb | 2 |
| #30 | meteorite guard | 2 |
| #21 | meteortarboard | 6 |
| #41 | meteorthopedic shoes | 10 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| 🥈 | mime pocket probe | 3 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #91 | psychic's amulet | 11 |
| #104 | psychic's circlet | 7 |
| #86 | psychic's crystal ball | 12 |
| #115 | psychic's pslacks | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2,310 |
| #317 | rusty chain necklace | 9 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #33 | shooting morning star | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #125 | spark plug earring | 7 |
| #677 | spectre scepter | 49 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #183 | twinkly wad | 1,730 |
| #263 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 38 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #309 | wrench bracelet | 11 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |