| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2851 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #1339 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1721 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #543 | floaty sand | 18 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #175 | grue egg omelette | 18 |
| #2287 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1209 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #872 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #598 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #1417 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #904 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1807 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #78 | strange shiny disc | 90 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #2405 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #1997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 25 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #2081 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #1286 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1801 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1565 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #2713 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3617 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2386 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #1993 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #2032 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1922 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #2095 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2166 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1974 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #192 | useless powder | 999 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #365 | worthless gewgaw | 12 |
| #116 | worthless knick-knack | 144 |
| #407 | worthless trinket | 7 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |