| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #545 | floaty sand | 18 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #177 | grue egg omelette | 18 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #902 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1801 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #78 | strange shiny disc | 90 |
| #1296 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #2399 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #1984 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 25 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #2073 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #1282 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1798 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1561 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2378 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #1987 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #2025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1913 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1968 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #192 | useless powder | 999 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #361 | worthless gewgaw | 12 |
| #113 | worthless knick-knack | 144 |
| #405 | worthless trinket | 7 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |