| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #136 | Amulet of Yendor | 165 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #340 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 31 |
| #182 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #84 | Bonerdagon necklace | 86 |
| #116 | Boss Bat bling | 27 |
| #172 | Boss Bat britches | 72 |
| #5 | Brimstone Beret | 6 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #5 | Brimstone Boxers | 5 |
| #7 | Brimstone Bracelet | 2 |
| #7 | Brimstone Brooch | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 31 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #1076 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #131 | Crown of the Goblin King | 135 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #218 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #71 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 27 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #194 | Green Clover of Justice | 10 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #548 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #168 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 8 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #185 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #247 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #608 | Valentine | 35 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #230 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 13 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #100 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #114 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #163 | badass belt | 184 |
| #78 | bag of airline peanuts | 272 |
| #163 | black candy heart | 84 |
| #77 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 4 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #182 | bottle of goofballs | 113 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #714 | box of sunshine | 423 |
| #211 | brick | 181 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #398 | bunch of bananas | 10 |
| #7 | burnt flower | 5,961 |
| #29 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 11 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #30 | chrome stick | 12 |
| #106 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #94 | clown hammer | 240 |
| #180 | cymbal syrup | 74 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #51 | defective skull | 364 |
| #61 | easter egg balloon | 158 |
| #188 | encoder ring | 106 |
| #63 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 373 |
| #84 | fake fake vomit | 295 |
| #104 | fake hand | 229 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #326 | fancy chocolate | 9 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #94 | grue egg | 172 |
| #611 | handful of confetti | 67 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #171 | jar of swamp gas | 423 |
| #150 | jazz soap | 175 |
| #129 | joybuzzer | 191 |
| #388 | lucky rabbit's foot | 17 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #109 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 201 |
| #143 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #152 | pants of the Slug Lord | 24 |
| #28 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 13 |
| #155 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 156 |
| #126 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 194 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #12 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 16 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #36 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 7 |
| #134 | rubber emo roe | 205 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #105 | shiny ring | 183 |
| #128 | silver shrimp fork | 17 |
| #31 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #94 | stainless steel scarf | 21 |
| #73 | stainless steel shillelagh | 22 |
| #50 | stainless steel skullcap | 20 |
| #172 | stainless steel slacks | 14 |
| #65 | stainless steel solitaire | 18 |
| #65 | stainless steel suspenders | 32 |
| #335 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #426 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 23 |
| #84 | whoopie cushion | 247 |
| #88 | wind-up chattering teeth | 270 |
| #118 | x-ray specs | 187 |
| #94 | yellow snowcone | 268 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #254 | zombie pineal gland | 18 |