| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #191 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #13 | really nice lump of coal | 4 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #33 | skull capacitor | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #162 | warehouse key | 4 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |