| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #182 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 15 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #780 | badass belt | 67 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #1372 | handful of confetti | 28 |
| #800 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #628 | obsidian dagger | 29 |
| #18 | plexiglass pants | 12 |
| #15 | plexiglass pendant | 10 |
| #18 | plexiglass pikestaff | 11 |
| #20 | plexiglass pinky ring | 8 |
| #15 | plexiglass pith helmet | 11 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #420 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #790 | spectre scepter | 41 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #198 | woven baling wire bracelets | 5 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |