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RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1043BGE merchandise order form1
#1448BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#2425CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2423CRIMBCOLOAF1
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#1165FDKOL commendation1
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#1049Go-Wassail1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1196Jack-in-the-box1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#1051Schrödinger's thermos1
#779Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#829Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#248Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#804Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#574Tiki lighter1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#932antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#769aspirin1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#77ballpark hot daub1
#87banana milkshake1
#251banana supersucker1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#1913bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1654blood flower1
#253blue plastic baby1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#714bottle of bubbles1
#409bottle of fire1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#4786candy cane1
#3830candy stake1
#1749canteen of wine1
#557chocolate cigar1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#466drop of water-371
🥈eerily silent box1
#2833eggnog1
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1911elven suicide capsule1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#377fancy canapés1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#1174festive sausage1
#388fiery wing1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#3426fruitcake1
#380fudge bunny1
#843fudge lily1
#219fudgesicle1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#3941gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#70grape troll doll1
#243green drunki-bear1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#198gummi canary1
#202gummi salamander1
#242gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1881herringcello1
#867holiday cheese log1
#153hot daub1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#231hot egg1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#1862jawbruiser1
#1067jerky coins1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#1829licorice garrote1
#233lime supersucker1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#145miniature antlers1
#452molten brick1
#1340motivational poster1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#2436oozenog1
🥉packet of pumpkin seeds1
#207pear supersucker1
#181pebblebräu1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#332phish stick3
#197poisonous caviar1
#852powdered candy sushi set1
#321psycho sweater1
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#223red drunki-bear1
#108rocky road ice cream1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#492smoking grass1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1728square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#939strange shiny disc1
#225strawberry supersucker1
#900sweet mochi ball1
#684sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#360thermos of brew1
🥇time sleigh1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1418tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1161tiny plastic Beebee King1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1328tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1157tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1328tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1140tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1343tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1362tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1368tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1329tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1343tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1346tiny plastic moneybee1
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1866tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1040tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1781triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#2303unstable DNA1
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#900wad of cotton1
#831wind-up meatcar1
#94wings of fire1
#1043wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#230yellow drunki-bear1

Wow, that's 246 items total!

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