| #1570 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2099 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #630 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #3362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1127 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1292 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1148 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1037 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1458 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #931 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1163 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1080 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #2479 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #2880 | grue egg | 6 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #989 | killing feather | 42 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1110 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1285 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #842 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #1408 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1260 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #1119 | rogue swarmer | 49 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #215 | shiny butcherknife | 5 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #3301 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1488 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #488 | spooky stuffing | 11 |
| #639 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1093 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1269 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #1082 | towel | 5 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #380 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1605 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #1545 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |