| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2094 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #631 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #478 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1540 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1036 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #900 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #931 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1074 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1367 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #990 | killing feather | 42 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1109 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #599 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #825 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1259 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #1119 | rogue swarmer | 49 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #214 | shiny butcherknife | 5 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #3299 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #488 | spooky stuffing | 11 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1277 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #1079 | towel | 5 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1607 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #469 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |