| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #125 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,130 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbuck | 5,919 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1259 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1913 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #477 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #2370 | badass belt | 21 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #1487 | easter egg balloon | 16 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #94 | gloomy black mushroom | 42 |
| #1549 | grue egg | 16 |
| #2800 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1605 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #1222 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #326 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #1682 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2054 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1707 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |