| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #125 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,130 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbuck | 5,919 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #1486 | easter egg balloon | 16 |
| #867 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #95 | gloomy black mushroom | 42 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |