| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #33 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 52 |
| #227 | Bonerdagon necklace | 45 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #184 | Boss Bat britches | 68 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #119 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 46 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1372 | Crown of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #633 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #415 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #618 | badass belt | 79 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #792 | easter egg balloon | 31 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #13 | fake fake vomit | 1,685 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #325 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #646 | grue egg | 41 |
| #1502 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #52 | jewelry-making pliers | 9 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #395 | lead necklace | 22 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #72 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #718 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1697 | penguin focaccia bread | 5 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #501 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #7 | seal tooth | 54,921 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #186 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #196 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #319 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #356 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| #1866 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #265 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #526 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #332 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |