| #18 | 4-dimensional guitar | 241 |
| #99 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 8 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #95 | BGE pocket calendar | 7 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #29 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 12 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #240 | CRIMBCO mug | 61 |
| #1198 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #233 | CRIMBCO wine | 33 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3102 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #434 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #194 | Manetwich | 4 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #219 | accidental cider | 7 |
| #286 | ancient frozen dinner | 7 |
| #198 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 3 |
| #28 | antique greaves | 469 |
| #260 | antique hand mirror | 14 |
| #29 | antique helmet | 460 |
| #250 | antique packet of ketchup | 6 |
| #28 | antique shield | 451 |
| #33 | antique spear | 455 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #217 | bottle of cooking sherry | 8 |
| #314 | bottle of popskull | 6 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #33 | broken sword | 226 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #93 | dreadlock whip | 48 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #911 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #108 | handful of nuts and berries | 94 |
| #101 | handful of pine needles | 225 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #375 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 8 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #39 | lupine sword | 44 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #708 | paperclip | 26 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #35 | pitchfork | 210 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #35 | serpentine sword | 51 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #34 | snake shield | 33 |
| #47 | snarling wolf shield | 36 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #93 | stone frisbee | 116 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2831 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2381 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2461 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #1917 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #875 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 24 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1712 | stuffed snowy owl | 29 |
| #2278 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #119 | tap shoes | 24 |
| #828 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #871 | teddy borg | 8 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 22 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #880 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #723 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #827 | tiny plastic astronomer | 9 |
| #810 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #846 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 21 |
| #804 | tiny plastic beanbat | 9 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #951 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #633 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 27 |
| #656 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 25 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #825 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 9 |
| #1207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #835 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #863 | tiny plastic grue | 20 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #474 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 15 |
| #1152 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 16 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #928 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #835 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #577 | toothsome rock | 17 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #96 | worn tophat | 33 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |