| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #13 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 50 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #51 | Boss Bat britches | 134 |
| #69 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 61 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #1328 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #1074 | Crown of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #358 | Iron Beta of Industry | 23 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #120 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 16 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #230 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 13 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #143 | badass belt | 198 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #22 | bottle of goofballs | 543 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #81 | burnt flower | 282 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #323 | duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #47 | easter egg balloon | 172 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #69 | gearbox necklace | 10 |
| 🥇 | goat cheese | 842,499 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #248 | green balloon | 20 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #142 | grue egg | 135 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #563 | handful of confetti | 72 |
| #335 | kite | 22 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #140 | pet rock | 51 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #167 | really dense meat stack | 34 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #82 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #270 | sleeping snowy owl | 13 |
| #31 | smoldering box | 4 |
| #482 | solid gold bowling ball | 37 |
| #151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #446 | spectre scepter | 73 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #59 | stuffed Hodgman | 4 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #158 | teddy bear | 44 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #163 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 55 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #52 | woven baling wire bracelets | 13 |
| #309 | wrench bracelet | 11 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #395 | yo-yo | 80 |