Museum :: Bert of the Northwest

Bert of the Northwest

Rank	Item	Quantity
#440	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#420	1-ball	11
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#387	2-ball	11
#409	3-ball	11
#510	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#419	334 scroll	11
#405	4-ball	11
#401	5-ball	11
#400	6-ball	11
#118	668 scroll	11
#414	7-ball	11
#1053	8-ball	11
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#1438	Angry Farmer candy	11
#118	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#81	Atomic Pop	11
#362	BGE merchandise order form	11
#796	BGE shotglass	11
#85	Battlie Light Saver	11
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#52	Black Body™ spray	11
#377	Black No. 2	11
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#47	CRIMBCO lanyard	11
#1446	CRIMBCO scrip	11
#154	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#459	Chroner	11
#62	Claybender glasses	11
#463	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#229	Crimbo Factory surprise box	11
#758	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#79	Duskwalker syringe	11
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#9	Earth and Firewater	11
#17	Earth, Wind and Firewater	11
#124	El Vibrato power sphere	11
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#93	Elfin shortbread	11
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#517	Ent cider	11
#787	FDKOL commendation	11
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#10	Firewater	11
#51	Flamin' Whatshisname	11
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#199	Game Grid ticket	11
#207	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#749	Go-Wassail	11
#95	Green Manalishi	11
#287	Hell ramen	11
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#82	How to Avoid Scams	11
#249	Iiti Kitty phone charm	11
#1519	Imp Ale	11
#506	Jack-in-the-box	11
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#404	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#394	Knob Goblin elite polearm	11
#711	Knob Goblin firecracker	11
#520	Knob Goblin seltzer	11
#411	Knob Goblin spatula	11
#505	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#411	Knob Goblin visor	11
#30	Knob jelly donut	11
#330	Knob sausage	11
#549	Knoll mushroom	11
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#506	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	11
#1249	Mad Train wine	11
#381	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	11
#80	Mer-kin foodbucket	11
#75	Mer-kin thingpouch	11
#821	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	11
#218	Milk Studs	11
#497	Mohawk wig	11
#636	Mountain Stream soda	11
#1893	Mr. Mediocrebar	11
#235	Newbiesport™ tent	11
#112	O'RLY manual	11
#208	Oil of Parrrlay	11
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#261	Orcish cargo shorts	11
#258	Orcish frat-paddle	11
#38	Oreille Divisée brandy	11
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#258	PEEZ dispenser	11
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#77	Polysniff Perfume	11
#31	Prelude of Precision	3
#210	Ralph IX cognac	1
#634	Ram's Face Lager	11
#325	Red Rover BB gun	11
#126	Regular Cloaca Cola	11
#1903	Rock Pops	11
#436	Senior Mints	11
#91	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	11
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#245	Snow Queen Crown	11
#70	Space Tourist Phaser	11
#110	Space Tours Tripple	11
#747	Spam Witch sammich	11
#596	Spooky Surprise Egg	11
#90	Squat-Thrust Magazine	11
#190	Steal This Candy	11
#946	Summer Nights	1
#335	Supernova Champagne	11
#250	Swabbie™ swab	11
#88	T.U.R.D.S. Key	11
#592	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	11
#592	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	11
#591	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	11
#937	Tales from the Fireside	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#149	Tiger-lily's milk	11
#270	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	11
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#187	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	11
#186	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	11
#184	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	11
#184	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	11
#838	Trollhouse cookies	11
#219	Tuesday's ruby	11
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#441	Wand of Nagamar	11
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#784	Warm Subject gift certificate	11
#61	Whoompa Fur Pants	11
#191	Workytime Tea	11
#124	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	11
#98	Ye Olde Meade	11
#114	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	11
#2453	Yummy Tummy bean	11
#186	Ze™ goggles	11
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#662	abominable snowcone	11
#330	acoustic guitarrr	11
#434	adder bladder	11
#356	all-purpose cleaner	11
#675	amulet of extreme plot significance	11
#354	ancient Magi-Wipes	11
#32	ancient cursed foot locker	11
#323	ancient protein powder	11
#213	ancient spice	11
#123	ancient stone fist	11
#507	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#297	ancient vinyl coin purse	11
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#264	ant agonist	11
#51	antique accordion	11
#420	antique greaves	11
#296	antique hand mirror	11
#424	antique helmet	11
#241	antique record album	11
#421	antique shield	11
#440	antique spear	11
#230	armgun	11
#87	artisanal limoncello	11
#501	asbestos ore	11
#455	asparagus knife	11
#569	astral mushroom	11
#1295	awful poetry journal	11
#119	backwoods screwdriver	11
#45	badge of authority	11
#492	bag of Cheat-Os	11
#61	bag of many confections	11
#85	bag of pygmy blood	11
#754	baggie of powdered sugar	11
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#591	bar skin	11
#149	barbed-wire fence	53
#369	baseball	11
#533	bat guano	11
#578	bat wing	11
#269	batblade	11
#748	batgut	11
#197	bazookafish bubble gum	11
#212	bed of coals	4
#50	beer cartilage	11
#233	beer lens	11
#380	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#57	bellhop bell	11
#57	berries of suffering	11
#155	big boom	11
#457	big red clown nose	11
#523	bilge wine	11
#159	bird rib	11
#376	bit of clingfilm	11
#288	bit-o-cactus	11
#68	black cherry soda	11
#50	black facepaint	11
#272	black forest cake	11
#207	black forest ham	11
#222	black greaves	11
#226	black helmet	11
#305	black pension check	11
#214	black pepper	11
#702	black pixel	11
#235	black pudding	11
#45	black sheepskin diploma	11
#227	black shield	11
#385	black snake skin	11
#241	black sword	11
#446	blackberry	11
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#189	bloody mary	11
#58	blowdart	11
#472	blue glowstick	3
#303	blue paisley oyster egg	11
#978	blue pixel	11
#160	blue plastic baby	2
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#367	blueberry-frosted king cake	3
#101	book of matches	11
#394	booty chest charrrm	11
#261	booze-soaked cherry	1
#528	bottle of Blank-Out	11
#82	bottle of Evermore	11
#380	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
#268	bottle of alcohol	11
#506	bottle of bubbles	11
#290	bottle of fire	11
#734	bottle of gin	11
#70	bottle of laundry sherry	11
#1018	bottle of rum	11
#108	bottle of sake	11
#20	bottle of sewage schnapps	263
#793	bottle of tequila	11
#683	bottle of vodka	11
#908	bottle of whiskey	11
#37	bowl of Bounty-Os	11
#684	bowl of cottage cheese	11
#605	box	11
#245	box of Dweebs	11
#775	boxed wine	11
#150	brass gear	11
#36	breadchucks	11
#1525	brick	11
#171	brick of sand	11
#365	briefcase	11
#928	brine	11
#709	broken skull	11
#274	broken sword	11
#213	bronzed locust	11
#94	brown felt tophat	11
#78	brown paper bag mask	11
#73	brown paper pants	11
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#330	brown sugar cane	11
#334	bubblin' crude	11
#535	bubbly potion	11
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#170	bucket of honey	11
#428	buckyball	11
#449	bugbear beanie	11
#434	bugbear bungguard	11
#301	bullet-proof corduroys	11
#590	bum cheek	11
#296	bunch of square grapes	11
#433	bunny liver	11
#94	buoybottoms	11
#204	cactus fruit	11
#2092	candy cane	11
#552	candy stake	11
#390	cannonball charrrm	11
#339	canopic jar	11
#293	carbonated soy milk	11
#322	carbonated water lily	11
#84	carton of snake milk	11
#636	cast	11
#309	cat appendix	11
#443	catgut	11
#272	centipede eggs	11
#1285	chaos butterfly	11
#94	cheap wind-up clock	11
#92	cherry pie	11
#474	chewing gum on a string	11
#102	chintzy turtle brooch	11
#110	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	11
#324	chocolate filthy lucre	11
#79	chocolate turtle totem	11
#292	chocolate-frosted king cake	7
#423	chrome ore	11
#71	cigar box turtle	11
#551	cloudy potion	11
#268	clown shoes	11
#430	clown skin	11
#623	club necklace	11
#302	cocktail napkin	11
#617	cocoa egg	11
#886	cocoa eggshell fragment	11
#831	coconut shell	11
#788	cog	11
#716	comfy coffin	1
#384	communications windchimes	11
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
#377	copper ha'penny charrrm	11
#375	cornuthaum	11
#743	cranberries	11
#95	cranberry margarita (brackish)	11
#80	crappy waiter disguise	11
#535	crazy little Turkish delight	11
#87	creepy ginger ale	11
#228	cruelty-free wine	11
#38	cube of billiard chalk	11
#164	cursed black pearl onion	11
#159	cursed bottle of black-label rum	11
#173	cursed bottle of rum	11
#146	cursed cannonball	11
#155	cursed dirty joke scroll	11
#127	cursed piece of thirteen	11
#163	cursed sea biscuit	11
#146	cursed voodoo skull	11
#68	custard pie	11
#95	d10	11
#195	dance card	11
#554	dark potion	11
#51	day-old beer	11
#165	deadly lampshade	6
#19	decaying goldfish liver	297
#1105	delicious salad	11
#516	demon skin	11
#782	dense meat stack	11
#251	deodorant	11
🥇	detour shield	1
#620	diamond necklace	11
#294	didgeridooka	11
#1174	dill	11
#663	dirty hobo gloves	11
#1081	disco ball	11
#561	disease	11
#327	displaced fish	11
#1299	disturbing fanfic	11
#54	dolphin whistle	11
#392	donated booze	11
#381	donated candy	11
#380	donated food	11
#10	double-ice box	11
#21	double-ice britches	11
#50	double-ice cap	11
#37	double-ice gum	11
#343	drab sonata	11
#450	draggin' ball hat	11
#156	dragon snaps	11
#162	dreadlock whip	11
#41	dress pants	11
#304	drop of water-37	11
#353	drum machine	11
#111	drum of tommy ammo	11
#1337	duct tape	11
#17	duct tape dockers	11
#151	duct tape wallet	11
#16	dude ranch souvenir crate	11
#279	dull fish scale	11
#766	dusty Crimbo crate	11
#639	dusty bottle of Marsala	11
#647	dusty bottle of Merlot	11
#632	dusty bottle of Muscat	11
#635	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	11
#647	dusty bottle of Port	11
#611	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	11
#72	eagle feather	11
#75	eagle's milk	11
#548	effervescent potion	11
#1146	eggnog	11
#36	elderly jawbreaker	11
#315	electrical thingamabob	11
#1614	elven cellocello	11
#221	elven squeeze	11
#1504	elven suicide capsule	11
#643	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	11
#243	enchanted bean	11
#272	enormous belt buckle	11
#119	enormous hoop earring	11
#450	f3d0r4	11
#90	fairy gravy boat	11
#530	fancy bath salts	11
#885	fancy dress ball	11
#363	fancy opera glasses	11
#241	fat loot token	11
#577	fat stacks of cash	11
#235	fermenting powder	11
#447	fetid feather	11
#208	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	11
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1353	filthy lucre	11
#87	fire of unknown origin	11
#54	fish-liver oil	862
#40	fishy fish casserole	11
#33	fizzing spore pod	11
#532	fizzy potion	11
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#508	flaming feather	11
#456	flaming talons	11
#563	flaregun	11
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#73	fleetwood chain	11
#139	flimsy clipboard	11
#418	flirtatious feather	11
#631	floaty sand	11
#60	flytrap pellet	11
#204	fortune cookie	11
#521	fossilized limb	11
#93	freshwater pearl necklace	11
#462	frightful feather	11
#762	frigid ninja stars	11
#706	frozen banquet	1
#480	frozen feather	11
#1329	fruitcake	11
#66	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	11
#1246	fudgecule	11
#428	funky dried mushroom	11
#1042	furry fur	11
#242	ga-ga radio	11
#74	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	11
#376	gas balloon	11
#16	gator skin	265
#1346	ghost cucumber	11
#705	ghuol egg	11
#489	ghuol guolash	11
#72	giant artisanal rice peeler	11
#6	giant fishhook	11
#48	giant grain of protein powder	11
#79	giant gym membership card	11
#94	giant heirloom grape tomato	11
#92	giant jar of protein powder	11
#41	giant motorcycle boots	11
#804	giant needle	11
#96	giant safety pin	11
#14	gilded ancient cursed chest	22
#23	gilded ancient cursed key	11
#1463	gingerbread bugbear	11
#485	glass of goat's milk	11
#37	glass of warm water	11
#128	glittery mascara	11
#129	glob of green slime	11
#609	glowing red eye	11
#40	gnatloaf casserole	11
#357	gnatwing	11
#392	goat beard	11
#571	goat cheese	11
#562	gob of wet hair	11
#64	government booze shipment	1
#339	gr8ps	11
#95	grass clippings	11
#116	grassy cutlass	11
#537	green clay bead	11
#766	green glowstick	2
#784	green gummi ingot	11
#898	green pixel	11
#194	gremlin juice	11
#524	grouchy restless spirit	11
#56	groupie lipstick	11
#104	grungy bandana	11
#88	guard turtle collar	11
#205	guard turtle shell	11
#280	guitar pick	11
#358	hair spray	11
#5201	handful of confetti	1
#822	handful of hand chalk	11
#311	handful of moss	11
#218	handful of nuts and berries	11
#285	handful of pine needles	11
#567	handful of sand	11
#340	handful of sawdust	11
#86	handful of tips	11
#642	heart necklace	11
#844	heavy D	11
#429	hellion cube	11
#1161	helmet turtle	11
#598	herbs	11
#1489	herringcello	11
#617	hill of beans	11
#173	hippopotamus skin	11
#268	hippy medical kit	11
#1109	hobo nickel	11
#236	honey-dipped locust	11
#59	hot coal	11
#358	hot date	11
#952	hot wing	11
#1290	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	11
#1082	ice-cold Willer	11
#783	ice-cold fotie	11
#542	ice-cold six-pack	11
#71	imitation crab crate	11
#178	imitation crab meat	11
#38	incredible pizza	11
#322	inkwell	11
#330	insanely spicy bean burrito	11
#512	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	11
#55	jamfish jam	11
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#49	jellyfish gel	11
#770	jerky coins	11
#360	ketchup hound	11
#2197	killing feather	11
#126	knob bugle	11
#350	large box	11
#105	large cocoa eggshell fragment	11
#2060	laser-broiled pear	11
#24	lawnmower blade	11
#258	leather chaps	11
#413	leathery bat skin	11
#446	leathery cat skin	11
#270	leathery rat skin	11
#845	lemon	11
#730	lewd playing card	2
#597	lihc eye	11
#795	line	11
#387	linoleum ore	11
#137	lion oil	11
#879	little paper umbrella	11
#20	little parachute guy	11
#34	live nautical mine	11
#726	lollipop stick	11
#192	long pork	11
#39	long pork casserole	11
#468	long skinny balloon	11
#13	loose purse strings	11
#1011	loose teeth	11
#118	lost key	11
#97	lotion of coldness	11
#103	lotion of hotness	11
#100	lotion of sleaziness	11
#94	lotion of spookiness	11
#93	lotion of stench	11
#520	lowercase N	11
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#267	lump of diamond	11
#72	lynyrd musk	11
#1075	mafia aria	11
#90	magic lamp	11
#187	magic whistle	11
#318	magicalness-in-a-can	11
#244	magilaser blastercannon	11
#29	marine aquamarine	11
#271	martini	11
#676	meat paste	11
#702	meat stack	11
#771	meat vortex	11
#56	meatsmithing guide	11
#392	megatofu	11
#242	mesh cap	11
#793	metallic A	11
#546	milky potion	11
#264	mime soul fragment	11
#504	mind flayer corpse	11
#273	miner's helmet	11
#258	miner's pants	11
#24	moist sailor's cap	11
#141	mojo filter	11
#329	molten brick	11
#292	mother's little helper	11
#625	moxie weed	11
#160	mullet wig	11
#563	mummy wrapping	11
#523	murky potion	11
#21	nailswurst	11
#965	nanite-infested candy cane	11
#424	nanite-infested eggnog	11
#421	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	11
#298	negative lump	11
#89	nothing-in-the-box	11
#26	odor extractor	11
#433	off-white plastic oyster egg	11
#283	off-white striped oyster egg	11
#23	oily boid	11
#378	old coin purse	11
#374	old leather wallet	11
#496	olive	11
#90	one pill	11
#120	open sauce	11
#67	orc wrist	11
#104	orcish hand lotion	11
#109	orcish nailing lube	11
#104	orcish rubber	11
#836	original G	11
#30	ornate ancient cursed chest	11
#27	ornate ancient cursed key	11
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#49	overpriced "imported" beer	11
#333	oversized pipe	11
#428	oversized pizza cutter	11
#705	pack of pogs	11
#766	pail	11
#394	palm frond	11
#148	panhandle panhandling hat	11
#628	papaya	11
#848	paperclip	11
#284	peanut brittle shield	11
#89	pear	11
#100	pec oil	11
#877	penguin skin	11
#113	peppermint sprout	11
#899	phonics down	11
#737	photoprotoneutron torpedo	11
#437	piece of wedding cake	11
#112	pigeon egg	11
#532	pile of candy	11
#376	pile of dusty animal bones	11
#292	pile of jumping beans	11
#620	pink clay bead	11
#688	pink glowstick	3
#23	pink-belly slapper	11
#45	pirate pamphlet	11
#266	pitchfork	11
#52	plain old beer	11
#198	plastic cup of beer	11
#972	plot hole	11
#111	plum	11
#38	pointy red hat	11
#58	pool of liquid metal	11
#140	pool torpedo	11
#111	poppy	11
#157	popsicle stick	11
#512	portable photocopier	11
#273	potted cactus	11
#165	powdered donut	11
#224	powdered organs	11
#624	pr0n legs	11
#105	premium malt liquor	11
#168	pretty bouquet	11
#1211	pretty flower	11
#32	priceless diamond	11
#816	probability potion	11
#836	procrastination potion	11
#91	puff of smoke	11
#176	pygmy blowgun	11
#171	pygmy pygment	11
#268	ram horns	11
#250	ram stick	11
#270	rave whistle	11
#595	razor-sharp can lid	11
#35	really thick bandage	11
#77	red blood cells	11
#93	red box	11
#139	red button	11
#781	red gummi ingot	11
#68	red letter	11
#524	red pixel	11
#163	red plastic baby	3
#84	red red wine	11
#68	red rum	11
#86	red velvet cake	11
#98	returned Thinknerd package	11
#590	ridiculously huge sword	11
#481	ring of aggravate monster	11
#968	roasted marshmallow	11
#108	robot grease	11
#1410	robotronic egg	11
#497	rocky raccoon	11
#2392	rogue swarmer	11
#1614	roll of toilet paper	11
#341	round purple sunglasses	11
#480	royal jelly	11
#698	rubber WWBD? bracelet	11
#697	rubber WWJD? bracelet	11
#678	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	11
#647	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	11
#575	ruby W	11
#148	rum barrel charrrm	11
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#653	tiny plastic warwelf	11
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#86	tonic djinn	11
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#229	true grit	11
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#777	yellow gummi ingot	11
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#1229	yeti fur	11
#235	yohohoyo	11

Wow, that's 12,934 items total!

what items are this player missing?