jackstraw

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#1955-Alarm Saucepan2
#468ASCII shirt3
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1784Baron von Ratsworth's monocle6
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#1990Boss Bat britches3
#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1364Codpiece of the Goblin King4
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#2022Crimboween memo2
#1419Crown of the Goblin King15
#189Deactivated O. A. F.4
#180Disco Banjo3
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#2026Drowsy Sword3
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#92Grateful Undead T-shirt7
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#61Kiss the Knob apron2
#48Knob Goblin elite shirt155
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#146Pasta Spoon of Peril2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#330Sneaky Pete's breath spray4
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#773St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket6
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#433asbestos apron1
#2064astronaut pants1
#465baby killer bee21
#132bad penguin egg1
#2034badass belt26
#281balloon monkey6
#219barrrnacle70
#1167battered Crimbo Crate4
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#39black & tan194
#722blood flower8
#318blood-faced volleyball1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#621borg sock monkey2
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#437bow1
#133bowler1
#354bronze breastplate3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#545can of fake snow1
#3830candy stake1
#649canteen of wine39
#663cheap elven gloves6
#579cheap plastic bottle opener11
#423cheap toaster5
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#373chocolate-frosted king cake5
#1275chunk of depleted Grimacite5
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#438cocoa egg22
#104coconut bikini top2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#6cream stout1,382
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#599doll house8
#1607dollhive1
#905duck-on-a-string2
#628duct tape47
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#160eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest5
#2700easter egg balloon6
#603elven limbos gingerbread22
#1099elven moonshine5
#561elven socks8
#480empty blowgun3
#409ennui-flavored potato chips95
#1208evil teddy bear8
#749fake plastic grass2
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#431festive holiday hat10
#120filthy hippy poncho5
#137flashing novelty button6
#101floral print shirt3
#501frigid mote1
#428frilly shirt1
#804fuzzy dice7
#292ghost pickle on a stick3
#649giant discarded bottlecap7
#745giant discarded plastic fork12
#828giant discarded torn-up glove4
#95gingham blouse3
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#394goat1
#481golden ring45
#331goth kid t-shirt14
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#284green beer51
#340green glowstick5
🥈green traffic cone1
#2879grue egg6
#236handmade hobby horse1
#329harem girl t-shirt3
#148hipposkin poncho1
#306hovering sombrero1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#985jar of swamp gas9
#669killing feather53
#737laser-broiled pear12
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#378lovecat tail2
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1204lucky rabbit's foot4
#88makeshift crane5
#382maple leaf1
#799monomolecular yo-yo44
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#426orange glowstick5
#523oriole-feather headdress2
#153outrageous sombrero1
#1756oversized fish scaler2
#2716pet rock1
#495petrified time1
#748picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#457pink glowstick5
#382pink plastic baby1
#235pirate shirt8
#754plastic passion fruit1
#255polyalloy shield10
#511portable corkscrew14
#1169potato sprout1
#67rhinestone cowboy shirt8
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#375robotronic egg67
#809rogue swarmer59
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#166sabre-toothed lime cub8
#63safety vest3
#586sawblade fragment64
#422severed rocking horse head1
#368sleeping snowy owl9
#5snifter of thoroughly aged brandy35,983
#111soggy wofl t-shirt3
#174souvenir ski t-shirt4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#666spark plug earring1
#580spectral pickle16
#92star shirt4
#156strange shiny disc40
#2260string of green beads1
#112supportive bra36
#468tattered paper crown2
#1003teddy bear5
#813teddy borg9
#1620thin black candle1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#2083toothsome rock2
#993towel6
#1359toy crazy train4
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1282toy mercenary3
#1815toy ray gun2
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#193tree skirt2
#2135tree-eating kite5
#599tropical paperweight1
#185tropical wrapping paper5
#184tuxedo shirt1
#748unstable laser battery53
#135unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#267vampire collar7
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#158vanilla-frosted king cake10
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#1266vibrating cyborg knife6
#429white hat hacker T-shirt2
#122white snakeskin duster1
#816wind-up chattering teeth34
#69wizard action figure1
#176yak anorak1
#286yellow glowstick5
#2204yo1
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 39,207 items total!

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