| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #468 | ASCII shirt | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1783 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1418 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #180 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #92 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 7 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #61 | Kiss the Knob apron | 2 |
| #48 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 155 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #332 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #330 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 4 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #773 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #464 | baby killer bee | 21 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2034 | badass belt | 26 |
| #281 | balloon monkey | 6 |
| #220 | barrrnacle | 70 |
| #1165 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #39 | black & tan | 194 |
| #721 | blood flower | 8 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #355 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #649 | canteen of wine | 39 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #373 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #435 | cocoa egg | 22 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #6 | cream stout | 1,382 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #599 | doll house | 8 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #630 | duct tape | 47 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #160 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 5 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #603 | elven limbos gingerbread | 22 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #409 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 95 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #431 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #119 | filthy hippy poncho | 5 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #101 | floral print shirt | 3 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #648 | giant discarded bottlecap | 7 |
| #744 | giant discarded plastic fork | 12 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #94 | gingham blouse | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #482 | golden ring | 45 |
| #331 | goth kid t-shirt | 14 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #284 | green beer | 51 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #328 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #985 | jar of swamp gas | 9 |
| #670 | killing feather | 53 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1203 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #88 | makeshift crane | 5 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #799 | monomolecular yo-yo | 44 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1757 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #235 | pirate shirt | 8 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #255 | polyalloy shield | 10 |
| #511 | portable corkscrew | 14 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #67 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 8 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #375 | robotronic egg | 67 |
| #809 | rogue swarmer | 59 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #166 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 8 |
| #63 | safety vest | 3 |
| #586 | sawblade fragment | 64 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | sleeping snowy owl | 9 |
| #5 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 35,983 |
| #111 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 3 |
| #173 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #581 | spectral pickle | 16 |
| #92 | star shirt | 4 |
| #156 | strange shiny disc | 40 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #112 | supportive bra | 36 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #813 | teddy borg | 9 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #993 | towel | 6 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #748 | unstable laser battery | 53 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #266 | vampire collar | 7 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #158 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #429 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #817 | wind-up chattering teeth | 34 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |