| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #889 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #356 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 20 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #623 | Knob Goblin perfume | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #605 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 24 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #330 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 4 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #748 | bag of airline peanuts | 37 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #620 | black-and-blue light | 27 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #663 | blue plasma ball | 19 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1150 | brick | 23 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #623 | cheap studded belt | 16 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #592 | clown hammer | 46 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #481 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #668 | defective skull | 27 |
| #1275 | delicious salad | 9 |
| #646 | dense meat stack | 25 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #895 | dry noodles | 6 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #844 | encoder ring | 8 |
| #652 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 41 |
| #716 | fake fake vomit | 41 |
| #709 | fake hand | 34 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #606 | flavored foot massage oil | 21 |
| #617 | foam dart | 18 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #799 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #815 | jazz soap | 30 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #738 | joybuzzer | 37 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #579 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 51 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #461 | mood ring | 11 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #95 | off-white striped oyster egg | 25 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #540 | personal massager | 13 |
| #732 | personalized coffee mug | 24 |
| #991 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 14 |
| #741 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 37 |
| #512 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #681 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #514 | red class ring | 14 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #815 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #957 | scrumptious reagent | 4 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #621 | skeleton key | 5 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #776 | spices | 8 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #563 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 29 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1474 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #437 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #556 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #381 | white class ring | 17 |
| #877 | whoopie cushion | 31 |
| #1238 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #928 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #832 | yellow snowcone | 37 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |