| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #888 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3010 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #357 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 20 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #627 | Knob Goblin perfume | 2 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #603 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 24 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #330 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 4 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #747 | bag of airline peanuts | 37 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #619 | black-and-blue light | 27 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #662 | blue plasma ball | 19 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1152 | brick | 23 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #624 | cheap studded belt | 16 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #328 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #591 | clown hammer | 46 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #479 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #667 | defective skull | 27 |
| #1274 | delicious salad | 9 |
| #641 | dense meat stack | 25 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #904 | dry noodles | 6 |
| #1648 | duct tape | 6 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #842 | encoder ring | 8 |
| #650 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 41 |
| #713 | fake fake vomit | 41 |
| #707 | fake hand | 34 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #604 | flavored foot massage oil | 21 |
| #616 | foam dart | 18 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #806 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #815 | jazz soap | 30 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #736 | joybuzzer | 37 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #579 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 51 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #459 | mood ring | 11 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #96 | off-white striped oyster egg | 25 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #540 | personal massager | 13 |
| #729 | personalized coffee mug | 24 |
| #989 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 14 |
| #739 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 37 |
| #515 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #689 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #635 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #521 | red class ring | 14 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #817 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #957 | scrumptious reagent | 4 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #326 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #621 | skeleton key | 5 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #777 | spices | 8 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #562 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 29 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #438 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #554 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #386 | white class ring | 17 |
| #875 | whoopie cushion | 31 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #696 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #926 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #828 | yellow snowcone | 37 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |