| #558 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 8 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #656 | CRIMBCO scrip | 220 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #25 | Frown Exerciser | 2 |
| #553 | Go-Wassail | 27 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #23 | Meleegra™ pills | 666 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #148 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 99 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #11 | bag of airline peanuts | 1,038 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of bubbles | 22 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #50 | bowl of cottage cheese | 666 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2778 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
| #97 | bubble-wrap simulator | 10 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #872 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #76 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #28 | diamond-studded cane | 666 |
| #23 | electronic dulcimer pants | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #87 | fudge bunny | 7 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #172 | green glowstick | 9 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #570 | jerky coins | 30 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #70 | line | 1,337 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #64 | marshmallow | 1,337 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #566 | pack of pogs | 27 |
| #548 | paperclip | 70 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #11 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 370 |
| #395 | roasted marshmallow | 80 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #662 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 6 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #698 | tomato | 18 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #123 | toy deathbot | 10 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #184 | toy soldier | 10 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #440 | wind-up meatcar | 23 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |