| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #22 | 11-leaf clover | 182 |
| #94 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 39 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #639 | Amulet of Yendor | 27 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #847 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #418 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 94 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #110 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 17 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Bropane | 13 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #494 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 7 |
| #555 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 10 |
| #429 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 23 |
| #383 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 14 |
| #479 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 22 |
| #717 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #510 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 13 |
| #136 | Mr. Haggis | 14 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #318 | Rock and Roll Legend | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #745 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 2 |
| #648 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 8 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #122 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 21 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #139 | actual reality goggles | 10 |
| #116 | airblaster gun | 18 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #243 | around the world | 8 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #981 | bag of airline peanuts | 22 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #354 | black candy heart | 27 |
| #381 | black snowcone | 9 |
| #415 | black-and-blue light | 103 |
| #409 | blue plasma ball | 106 |
| #209 | blue snowcone | 92 |
| #612 | booty chest charrrm | 3 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #1097 | brick | 25 |
| #217 | bubblin' crude | 60 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #79 | cabooze | 8 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #5 | ceramic celery grater | 2 |
| #6 | ceramic celsiturometer | 2 |
| #5 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 4 |
| #8 | ceramic centurion shield | 2 |
| #4 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 3 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #407 | cheap studded belt | 87 |
| #142 | chocomotive | 6 |
| #978 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #196 | coconut shell | 330 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #140 | confusing LED clock | 37 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #22 | cursed breeches | 2 |
| #26 | cursed cutlass | 2 |
| #20 | cursed eyepatch | 2 |
| #356 | cymbal syrup | 20 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #740 | defective skull | 23 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #772 | disassembled clover | 34 |
| #141 | divine blowout | 259 |
| #148 | divine can of silly string | 244 |
| #184 | divine champagne flute | 81 |
| #128 | divine champagne popper | 87 |
| #154 | divine cracker | 85 |
| #135 | divine noisemaker | 256 |
| #226 | dry noodles | 622 |
| #1209 | duct tape | 14 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #487 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #629 | empty agua de vida bottle | 168 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #517 | encoder ring | 28 |
| #641 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 42 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1044 | fake fake vomit | 20 |
| #675 | fake hand | 37 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #390 | flavored foot massage oil | 97 |
| #405 | foam dart | 91 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #150 | freightcake | 6 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #458 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #132 | gatorskin umbrella | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #303 | green candy heart | 80 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #223 | green snowcone | 97 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #253 | guitar pick | 13 |
| #123 | haggis socks | 18 |
| #109 | haggis-infused soap | 42 |
| #130 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 18 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #99 | heavy metal sonata | 7 |
| #197 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 4 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #495 | hobo nickel | 477 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #81 | home robotics kit | 29 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #699 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #947 | joybuzzer | 23 |
| #157 | ketchup hound | 60 |
| #236 | lavender candy heart | 119 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #299 | little paper umbrella | 244 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #877 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 26 |
| #255 | magical ice cubes | 213 |
| #90 | magicberry tablets | 43 |
| #111 | magnetic sculpture kit | 11 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #350 | mood ring | 26 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #115 | old school calculator watch | 21 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #284 | orange candy heart | 124 |
| #249 | orange snowcone | 91 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #299 | personal massager | 79 |
| #490 | personalized coffee mug | 102 |
| #901 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 18 |
| #959 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 23 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #309 | pink candy heart | 92 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #618 | pixellated candy heart | 19 |
| #43 | plain snowcone | 66 |
| #374 | plastic ingot | 4 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #85 | prismatic wad | 123 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #240 | purple snowcone | 100 |
| #237 | red snowcone | 104 |
| #158 | roll of Hob-Os | 4 |
| #1101 | rubber emo roe | 18 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #227 | scrumptious reagent | 565 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #292 | sewer wad | 3 |
| #8 | shadow hammer | 2 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #286 | spices | 100 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #200 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #411 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 85 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #670 | stuffed hand turkey | 69 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #529 | ten-leaf clover | 18 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1069 | toast | 554 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #80 | unfortunate dumplings | 8 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #296 | white candy heart | 102 |
| #1195 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #993 | wind-up chattering teeth | 24 |
| #339 | witty rapier | 7 |
| #677 | x-ray specs | 24 |
| #371 | yellow candy heart | 100 |
| #1096 | yellow snowcone | 21 |