| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #971 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #474 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #968 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1626 | killing feather | 29 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #929 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #708 | spooky length of string | 14 |
| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #760 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #314 | tooth | 12 |
| #708 | toothsome rock | 13 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #525 | wheel | 7 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |