| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #112 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,495 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #261 | Crimbuck | 3,250 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #63 | banana-frosted king cake | 27 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #81 | blue glowstick | 17 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #178 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #210 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #578 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 17 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1611 | elven cellocello | 11 |
| #1863 | elven suicide capsule | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #62 | flashing novelty button | 9 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #718 | fudgecule | 494 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #250 | green glowstick | 7 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #694 | lollipop stick | 14 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #172 | yellow glowstick | 8 |