| #31 | 8-ball | 4,385 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #289 | BRICKO brick | 139 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #913 | Crimbuck | 800 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #366 | Goodfella contract | 81 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #331 | Hell ramen | 9 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion flamethrower | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #81 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 393 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #602 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 30 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #55 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 5 |
| #3980 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #796 | bunny liver | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #16 | cosmic lemonade | 14 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #122 | fettucini Inconnu | 10 |
| #349 | figurine of a cold seal | 17 |
| #71 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 5 |
| #215 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 5 |
| #76 | figurine of an armored seal | 5 |
| #1178 | filthy lucre | 17 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #127 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 7 |
| #138 | gr8ps | 52 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #420 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #206 | holiday cheese log | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1857 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #509 | pointy mushroom | 3 |
| #126 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 14 |
| #63 | powdered sealbone | 4 |
| #86 | ratini | 32 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #503 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | robotronic egg | 7 |
| #52 | royal jelly taco | 21 |
| #63 | seal-blubber candle | 83 |
| 🥉 | sk8board | 6,197 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1046 | solid gold bowling ball | 12 |
| #120 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #273 | support cummerbund | 28 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #153 | tin magnolia | 55 |
| #529 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 14 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #467 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #34 | turtling rod | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #39 | white candy heart | 1,571 |
| #500 | white chocolate chip cookies | 4 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |