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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1217 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #396 | Genalen™ Bottle | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #79 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 2 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #365 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 4 |
| #405 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 10 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #556 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #628 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 9 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #441 | Wand of Nagamar | 11 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #193 | baconstone | 37 |
| #2461 | badass belt | 20 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #561 | bunny liver | 6 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #891 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #1330 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1353 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #447 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #1452 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #690 | giant pinky ring | 21 |
| #575 | goth kid t-shirt | 5 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #940 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #229 | hamethyst | 33 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #364 | handful of walnuts | 3 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #148 | iced-out bling | 3 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #423 | lucky rabbit's foot | 16 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1515 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1596 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #471 | pants of the Slug Lord | 8 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #930 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise | 26 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #847 | red class ring | 4 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #637 | roll of toilet paper | 112 |
| #1300 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #985 | shiny ring | 22 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2049 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #438 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #880 | towel | 8 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #515 | valuable trinket | 153 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #807 | white class ring | 4 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #365 | worthless gewgaw | 12 |
| #534 | worthless knick-knack | 8 |
| #321 | worthless trinket | 11 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |