| #237 | "DRINK ME" potion | 101 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #71 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #82 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 2 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #155 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 4 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| 🥉 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #44 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #11 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #41 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 11 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 38 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #731 | astral mushroom | 7 |
| #450 | box of sunshine | 777 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #25 | celestial au jus | 1 |
| #37 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #30 | celestial olive oil | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #79 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 11 |
| #21 | counterfeit city | 3 |
| #188 | devilish folio | 2 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #965 | empty agua de vida bottle | 25 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 2 |
| #21 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 2 |
| #25 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 3 |
| #25 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 3 |
| #29 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 2 |
| #10 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 8 |
| #28 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 2 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #15 | liquid rhinestones | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #36 | magical pony: Uniquity | 184 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #48 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #41 | piece of driftwood | 1 |
| #8 | portable Spacegate | 2 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| 🥇 | rhinestone | 1,127,875 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #9 | rhinestone cowhorn | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #505 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #889 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #160 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #141 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 6 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 5 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #666 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 10 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #827 | tiny plastic astronomer | 9 |
| #998 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1103 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #590 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 12 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #927 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 19 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #468 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 15 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #1314 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic killer bee | 16 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 19 |
| #714 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #958 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 18 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #881 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #964 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #98 | transporter transponder | 28 |
| #138 | unholy water | 1 |
| #130 | vial of holy water | 1 |