| #236 | "DRINK ME" potion | 101 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #72 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #81 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 2 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #157 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 4 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #41 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 11 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 38 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #806 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #730 | astral mushroom | 7 |
| #451 | box of sunshine | 777 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #24 | celestial au jus | 1 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #30 | celestial olive oil | 1 |
| #100 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 11 |
| #22 | counterfeit city | 3 |
| #188 | devilish folio | 2 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #968 | empty agua de vida bottle | 25 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 2 |
| #22 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 2 |
| #25 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 3 |
| #27 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 3 |
| #29 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 2 |
| #11 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 8 |
| #30 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 2 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #15 | liquid rhinestones | 1 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #37 | magical pony: Uniquity | 184 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #45 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #39 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #44 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #41 | piece of driftwood | 1 |
| #8 | portable Spacegate | 2 |
| #105 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| 🥈 | rhinestone | 1,127,875 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #9 | rhinestone cowhorn | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #1164 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 6 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #185 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 5 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #815 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #667 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 10 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #929 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #828 | tiny plastic astronomer | 9 |
| #1000 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #592 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 12 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #928 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 19 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #672 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #468 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 15 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #944 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic killer bee | 16 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1392 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #939 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 19 |
| #716 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1495 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #961 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 18 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #952 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #884 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #967 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #100 | transporter transponder | 28 |
| #140 | unholy water | 1 |
| #129 | vial of holy water | 1 |