BobApril

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1688Feynman gate1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#225Spam Witch sammich206
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#619Trollhouse cookies31
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#874awful poetry journal45
#1480baconstone4
#2042ball1
#150bat guano126
#429batgut53
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
🥈blue traffic cone1
#437bow1
#141bow staff1
#133bowler1
#302broken skull67
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#545can of fake snow1
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#2359candied yams2
#4134candy cane2
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#850cornuthaum1
#706disco ball32
#1533disco mask2
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#301dusty fifth lumbar vertebra1
#303dusty fourth cervical vertebra1
#180dusty left eighth rib2
#323dusty left first rear claw1
#303dusty left first rib1
#190dusty left kneecap2
#294dusty left scapula1
#304dusty right fifth rib1
#288dusty right fourth rib1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#300dusty right tenth rib1
#308dusty right thumb1
#315dusty right twelfth rib1
#302dusty right ulna1
#292dusty second caudal vertebra1
#305dusty second lumbar vertebra1
#194dusty seventh caudal vertebra2
#197dusty sixth lumbar vertebra2
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#288dusty third thoracic vertebra1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#2833eggnog1
#871empty blowgun1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#1086eyepatch1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#969fancy chocolate3
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#1764fire1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#85flat dough112
#2467fruitcake3
#427furry pants1
#2477gingerbread bugbear4
#3809gingerbread horror1
#243glass of goat's milk54
#2190googly eye2
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1909green beer1
🥈green traffic cone1
#3141grue egg5
#1216helmet turtle10
#1743herbal stuffing3
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#403hot wing135
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#845ice-cold Sir Schlitz51
#1129ice-cold Willer10
#606ice-cold fotie21
#273icy-hot katana2
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#839lavender paisley oyster egg4
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1751length of string1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#995loose teeth12
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1086marionette1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#156meat vortex345
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#858ninja hot pants1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#370orange41
#1890oyster basket1
#422pasta spoon57
#2035pet rock2
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#993portable corkscrew5
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#515redrum1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1431[2108]rock1
#1194saucepan9
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1348sock monkey1
#230soft green echo eyedrop antidote689
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1856spooky felt1
#1892spooky length of string1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#1029stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1931stringy sinew1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#1034stuffing8
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#322tasket1
#1586teddy bear2
#2846tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#4884tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#4853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#2501tiny plastic leprechaun7
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3921tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2876tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#4016tiny plastic star starfish4
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#265tisket1
#2577toast24
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#72tomato1,312
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#1064top4
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#896vorpal blade1
#79wad of dough1,295
#1538wheel1
#1245wolf mask1
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1123yellow plastic oyster egg5
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 5,120 items total!

what items are this player missing?