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RankItemQuantity
🥇"Humorous" T-shirt40
#69Amulet of Yendor297
#17Angry Farmer candy11,111
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#911Baron von Ratsworth's monocle13
#799Bonerdagon necklace13
#260Boss Bat bling13
#984Boss Bat britches13
#285Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air13
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#609Codpiece of the Goblin King13
#36Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.2
#96Crimbo stocking1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#17Crimboween memo300
#137DNOTC Box3
#45Deactivated O. A. F.15
#31Elvish sunglasses2
#207Glass Balls of the Goblin King11
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#447Instant Karma13
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#92Libram of BRICKOs1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#44Libram of Love Songs2
#43Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#17Libram of Resolutions2
#1571Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet13
#9MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech816
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#11Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub11,111
#22Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot18
#22Miniborg beeper20
#16Miniborg hiveminder20
#22Miniborg laser20
#22Miniborg stomper20
#20Miniborg strangler20
#253Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#70Small Medium1
#54Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts2
#55St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket60
#24The Confiscator's Grimoire1
#38The Smith's Tome1
#32Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#470Thwaitgold butterfly statuette3
#1204Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#112Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette12
#26Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette9
#613Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette13
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#62Tome of Clip Art2
#15Tome of Rad Libs1
#34Tome of Snowcone Summoning1
#109Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#69Travoltan trousers1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#61abominable snowcone611
#117anniversary gift box10
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#5astronaut pants817
#47bad penguin egg2
#3275badass belt13
#75bag of airline peanuts282
#300baggie of powdered sugar72
#35ball-in-a-cup4
#362banana13
🥉banana smoothie1,076
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#75black candy heart199
#25black snowcone91
#16blue snowcone911
#276bow2
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#1579box of sunshine108
#120brick277
#52bunch of bananas100
#26can of fake snow8
#41candy cornucopia2
#60chaos butterfly11,111
#7cheap toaster110
#55clown hammer365
#26colored-light "necklace"8
🥉control crystal1
#37cotton candy cocoon2
#191cyborg stompin' boot8
#59cymbal syrup222
#71defective skull304
#151delicious salad295
#176disassembled clover666
#30duct tape1,337
#1735easter egg balloon13
#202enchanted leopard-print barbell14
#66encoder ring257
#14evil teddy bear666
#78explosion-flavored chewing gum309
#79fairy-worn boots1
#87fake fake vomit289
#70fake hand308
#749fake plastic grass2
#176false eyelashes3
#1610flashing novelty button1
#20foreign box13
#54fudgecule50,000
#22furry fur11,111
#5fuzzy dice106
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#371gloomy black mushroom8
#73grass blade2
#71grass hat2
#71grass skirt2
#31green candy heart1,337
#15green snowcone911
🥈green traffic cone1
#150haiku katana1
#2286handful of confetti13
#40handmade hobby horse4
#31heavy D11,111
#39hibernating robot reindeer1
🥈iGoogly55,555
#64iceberglet1
#24imitation nice watch3
#8jar of swamp gas18,010
#46jazz soap460
#70joybuzzer302
#23knoll mushroom wine11
#8laser-broiled pear1,036
#30lavender candy heart1,337
#40little box of fireworks2
#141llama lama cria1
#47magical ice cube with a fly in it415
#64mood ring210
#32mysterious chest2
#80naughty origami kit1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#48orange candy heart1,337
#642orange glowstick3
#22orange snowcone911
#25original G11,111
#10outrageous sombrero19
#319pack of KWE trading card10
#48packet of mayfly bait2
#84panicked kernel1
#52penguin skin4,672
#71pet rock "Groucho" disguise283
#64pet rock "Snooty" disguise319
#273petrified time2
🥉pill cup33,333
#38pink candy heart1,337
#33plastic pumpkin bucket2
#35plot hole11,111
#493pork elf goodies sack13
#14probability potion11,111
#25purple snowcone911
#15red snowcone911
#112rib of the Bonerdagon13
#51rogue swarmer331
#77rubber emo roe314
#310sandwich of the gods14
#34set of jacks4
🥈slow jam collection435
#50space jam19
#34space jam toast6
#29squirming Slime larva2
#7stick1,042
#22stolen accordion16,218
#4synthetic stuffing11,265
#970tattered paper crown1
#78ten-leaf clover666
#8theoretical string5,196
#15thin black candle44,444
#42time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#25time sword2
#43time trousers1
#11tin star20
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#998tiny plastic Crimbo elf10
#763tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer13
#301tiny plastic Crimbo wreath10
#108tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram9
#62tiny plastic Scream Queen11
#297tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo10
#123tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll9
#162tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire8
#93tiny plastic skeletal reindeer10
#941tiny plastic sweet nutcracker10
#10toast1,012,404
#21toast with jam127
#14toe jam49
#7toy crazy train688
#5toy hoverpad12,139
#6toy jet pack817
#17toy mercenary264
#8toy ray gun817
#7toy soldier93
#7toy space helmet816
#45traffic jam20
#27tree skirt8
#388tropical wrapping paper3
#259unstable laser battery79
#506vanilla-frosted king cake2
#658vertebra of the Bonerdagon13
#19wedge of gray cheese3
#44white candy heart1,337
#77whoopie cushion293
#69wind-up chattering teeth327
#69wizard action figure1
#74x-ray specs282
#60yellow candy heart1,337
#68yellow snowcone337
#21yeti fur28,115
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1

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