🥇 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 40 |
#69 | Amulet of Yendor | 297 |
#17 | Angry Farmer candy | 11,111 |
#76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
#309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
#911 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
#799 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
#260 | Boss Bat bling | 13 |
#984 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
#285 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 13 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#609 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
#36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
#96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#17 | Crimboween memo | 300 |
#137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
#45 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 15 |
#31 | Elvish sunglasses | 2 |
#207 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 11 |
#86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
#85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
#447 | Instant Karma | 13 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
#145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
#82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
#44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
#43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
#17 | Libram of Resolutions | 2 |
#1571 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
#9 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 816 |
#75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
#61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
#11 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 11,111 |
#22 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 18 |
#22 | Miniborg beeper | 20 |
#16 | Miniborg hiveminder | 20 |
#22 | Miniborg laser | 20 |
#22 | Miniborg stomper | 20 |
#20 | Miniborg strangler | 20 |
#253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
#168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
#129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
#70 | Small Medium | 1 |
#54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
#55 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 60 |
#24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
#38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
#32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
#1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
#1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
#470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
#1204 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
#112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
#26 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 9 |
#613 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
#509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
#62 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
#15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
#34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
#109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
#69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#61 | abominable snowcone | 611 |
#117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
#135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
#5 | astronaut pants | 817 |
#47 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
#3275 | badass belt | 13 |
#75 | bag of airline peanuts | 282 |
#300 | baggie of powdered sugar | 72 |
#35 | ball-in-a-cup | 4 |
#362 | banana | 13 |
🥉 | banana smoothie | 1,076 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#75 | black candy heart | 199 |
#25 | black snowcone | 91 |
#16 | blue snowcone | 911 |
#276 | bow | 2 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#1579 | box of sunshine | 108 |
#120 | brick | 277 |
#52 | bunch of bananas | 100 |
#26 | can of fake snow | 8 |
#41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
#60 | chaos butterfly | 11,111 |
#7 | cheap toaster | 110 |
#55 | clown hammer | 365 |
#26 | colored-light "necklace" | 8 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#37 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
#191 | cyborg stompin' boot | 8 |
#59 | cymbal syrup | 222 |
#71 | defective skull | 304 |
#151 | delicious salad | 295 |
#176 | disassembled clover | 666 |
#30 | duct tape | 1,337 |
#1735 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
#202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
#66 | encoder ring | 257 |
#14 | evil teddy bear | 666 |
#78 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 309 |
#79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
#87 | fake fake vomit | 289 |
#70 | fake hand | 308 |
#749 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
#176 | false eyelashes | 3 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#20 | foreign box | 13 |
#54 | fudgecule | 50,000 |
#22 | furry fur | 11,111 |
#5 | fuzzy dice | 106 |
#551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
#73 | grass blade | 2 |
#71 | grass hat | 2 |
#71 | grass skirt | 2 |
#31 | green candy heart | 1,337 |
#15 | green snowcone | 911 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#150 | haiku katana | 1 |
#2286 | handful of confetti | 13 |
#40 | handmade hobby horse | 4 |
#31 | heavy D | 11,111 |
#39 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
🥈 | iGoogly | 55,555 |
#64 | iceberglet | 1 |
#24 | imitation nice watch | 3 |
#8 | jar of swamp gas | 18,010 |
#46 | jazz soap | 460 |
#70 | joybuzzer | 302 |
#23 | knoll mushroom wine | 11 |
#8 | laser-broiled pear | 1,036 |
#30 | lavender candy heart | 1,337 |
#40 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
#141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
#47 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 415 |
#64 | mood ring | 210 |
#32 | mysterious chest | 2 |
#80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#48 | orange candy heart | 1,337 |
#642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
#22 | orange snowcone | 911 |
#25 | original G | 11,111 |
#10 | outrageous sombrero | 19 |
#319 | pack of KWE trading card | 10 |
#48 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
#84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
#52 | penguin skin | 4,672 |
#71 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 283 |
#64 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 319 |
#273 | petrified time | 2 |
🥉 | pill cup | 33,333 |
#38 | pink candy heart | 1,337 |
#33 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
#35 | plot hole | 11,111 |
#493 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
#14 | probability potion | 11,111 |
#25 | purple snowcone | 911 |
#15 | red snowcone | 911 |
#112 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
#51 | rogue swarmer | 331 |
#77 | rubber emo roe | 314 |
#310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
#34 | set of jacks | 4 |
🥈 | slow jam collection | 435 |
#50 | space jam | 19 |
#34 | space jam toast | 6 |
#29 | squirming Slime larva | 2 |
#7 | stick | 1,042 |
#22 | stolen accordion | 16,218 |
#4 | synthetic stuffing | 11,265 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
#78 | ten-leaf clover | 666 |
#8 | theoretical string | 5,196 |
#15 | thin black candle | 44,444 |
#42 | time helmet | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#25 | time sword | 2 |
#43 | time trousers | 1 |
#11 | tin star | 20 |
#92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
#998 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
#763 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 13 |
#301 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
#108 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 9 |
#62 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 11 |
#297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
#123 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 9 |
#162 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 8 |
#93 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 10 |
#941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
#10 | toast | 1,012,404 |
#21 | toast with jam | 127 |
#14 | toe jam | 49 |
#7 | toy crazy train | 688 |
#5 | toy hoverpad | 12,139 |
#6 | toy jet pack | 817 |
#17 | toy mercenary | 264 |
#8 | toy ray gun | 817 |
#7 | toy soldier | 93 |
#7 | toy space helmet | 816 |
#45 | traffic jam | 20 |
#27 | tree skirt | 8 |
#388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
#259 | unstable laser battery | 79 |
#506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
#658 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
#19 | wedge of gray cheese | 3 |
#44 | white candy heart | 1,337 |
#77 | whoopie cushion | 293 |
#69 | wind-up chattering teeth | 327 |
#69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
#74 | x-ray specs | 282 |
#60 | yellow candy heart | 1,337 |
#68 | yellow snowcone | 337 |
#21 | yeti fur | 28,115 |
#124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |