| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #34 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 3 |
| #247 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 46 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #158 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 33 |
| #12 | Hodgman's almanac | 3 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 3 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #17 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 4 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin killscroll | 3 |
| #365 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 18 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #262 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
| #89 | O'RLY manual | 18 |
| #268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #29 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 19 |
| #78 | Sinful Desires | 10 |
| 🥇 | Size XI Wizard's Robe | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #73 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 15 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #45 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 116 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #151 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 17 |
| #210 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #16 | awful poetry journal | 32,187 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #205 | box of sunshine | 2,032 |
| #104 | disintegrating sheet music | 97 |
| #102 | disturbing fanfic | 2,411 |
| #106 | drab sonata | 74 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #138 | dwarvish magazine | 9 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #192 | heavy metal sonata | 3 |
| #308 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #113 | leather bookmark | 3 |
| #251 | love song of icy revenge | 3 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #295 | love song of smoldering passion | 3 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #44 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 96 |
| #65 | sensitive poetry journal | 11 |
| #28 | smut orc keepsake box | 39 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #267 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| 🥇 | tangle of copper wire | 3,091 |
| #161 | terrible poem | 8 |