Neshat

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1339Amulet of Yendor2
#3368Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#801Knob Goblin harem veil2
#1200M-2421
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#116Mylar balloon2
#520Orcish baseball cap4
#615Orcish cargo shorts2
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#144Raggedy Hippy doll2
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#183Venus flytrap1
#129all-purpose flower1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#679anniversary balloon1
#183babycakes1
#1308baconstone5
#5938badass belt3
#979bag of airline peanuts22
#430balaclava1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#367barskin hat1
#682beach glass bead1
#1584bottle of rum1
#2707brick1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#578bunch of square grapes1
#545can of fake snow1
#1326candy stake5
#1660cheap toaster1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#1774chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#854clown hammer26
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#850cornuthaum1
#1025daisy1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1128defective skull7
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1640doll house1
#356dope wheels1
#1979drywall axe1
#905duck-on-a-string2
#718eXtreme mittens2
#671eXtreme scarf2
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#1085encoder ring2
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#799eyepatch3
#952f3d0r41
#879fake fake vomit29
#707fake hand34
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#800filthy corduroys2
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#427furry pants1
#981fuzzy dice6
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#3042gingerbread horror2
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#2190googly eye2
#2676grue egg7
#1284hamethyst5
#892hemp string1
#2084herbal stuffing2
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#275ice stein1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1775ion grid1
#815jazz soap30
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#769joybuzzer34
#2060kite1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#521linoleum sword1
#377los chinos1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#2077mafia aria1
#824magical ice cube with a fly in it30
#1086marionette1
#498meat engine1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#858ninja hot pants1
#351ocean motion3
#1352oyster basket2
#1276penguin skin1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#882pet rock "Groucho" disguise19
#798pet rock "Snooty" disguise33
#273petrified time2
#537piercing post1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#1053porquoise6
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#729rubber emo roe40
#2571shiny ring2
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#397snarling wolf shield1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1348sock monkey1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#833spooky hockey mask2
#1144spooky length of string7
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#682spork1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#81stone turtle1
#1551stringy sinew3
#6296stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#5254stuffed angry cow6
#7014stuffed astral badger3
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#5808stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#6350stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7018stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2643stuffing1
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#1225support cummerbund2
#769swashbuckling pants2
🥇time sleigh1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2887toast6
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#2296tofurkey leg2
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#247tulip2
#728urinal cake1
#797whoopie cushion36
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#1221wooden block1
#1454x-ray specs1
#1113yellow snowcone20
#1446yeti fur5
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 699 items total!

what items are this player missing?