| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #813 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #776 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #798 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #519 | Orcish baseball cap | 4 |
| #612 | Orcish cargo shorts | 2 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #981 | bag of airline peanuts | 22 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #856 | clown hammer | 26 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #716 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #668 | eXtreme scarf | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #798 | eyepatch | 3 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #882 | fake fake vomit | 29 |
| #709 | fake hand | 34 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #797 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #815 | jazz soap | 30 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #771 | joybuzzer | 34 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #825 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 30 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #350 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #884 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #800 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 33 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1050 | porquoise | 6 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #727 | rubber emo roe | 40 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1145 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #770 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2880 | toast | 6 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #799 | whoopie cushion | 36 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1118 | yellow snowcone | 20 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |